Cocky&Rude

Mariah Carey has often screeched into all of our ears that all she wants for Christmas is “You” … but Adam and Mikey are much more materialistic.  Here at Cocky & Rude, the boys have mailed their list off to Santa and are expecting all sorts of great things under the tree in a few days.  Here’s what they asked for:

Justin Bieber – I would like to be given Justin Bieber for Christmas, so that I may hurl him from the top of a tall building.  Adam

James Franco - Good lord he’s hot. Adam

Zac Effron – I need him to show Justin Bieber what his life is going to be like in a few years. Mikey

An Apple iPad - Even though I’ve long proclaimed that I hate Macs, I still want an iPad.  And I don’t want a cheap one, I want the Best one. Adam

World Peace – Because it helps to balance out all the other bad things I’m asking for. Adam

More Vegan Options In Restaurants – Seriously, I can’t eat anywhere these days! Adam

More Cheese on Everything – Cheese is the greatest food ever and it should be everywhere. Mikey

Adam to Stop Being Vegan – Because he complains about everything we all eat all the time and then I can make him some real baked goods. Mikey

A Personal Chef – For all the times that I want to eat at home, even though there will be more vegan options in restaurants (see above). Adam

To Quit My Job and Become a Personal Chef (as long as it is not a Vegan Chef) – I love to cook for others as long as it has animal fat on it. Mikey

A Worm Compost Box – Because I watched No Impact Man: The Documentary last week and that thing is cool (until it became infested with flies…). Adam

A Star Trek Transporter – Because commuting is for losers, and I want to be able to see the people I love without traveling. Adam

Want to know what else we want? Check back tomorrow for the end of our list! It’s a doozie!