Tag Archives: Ugly

Straight Girls & Gay Porn

So when Adam and Michelle put out their whiny request saying they were “tired” and “too exhausted” to post this week (wah wah wah) and DESPERATELY wanted guest posts, I thought … what could I, the classy sophisticated woman that I am, write about for a guest post? Of course, the obvious answer was Mikey’s [...]

One week in the life of Michelle M.

I was at a loss about what to post, so here’s a rundown of my exciting, fun-filled week. Monday – It rained. I went grocery shopping, did laundry, ironed and watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tuesday – The digital arts class I wanted to take was closed, so I signed up for painting. [...]

The Winner of 100 GRAND is…

CONGRATULATIONS MICHELLE M! You won a candy bar! Michelle M. submitted a photo of this award-winningly ugly purse. Thanks to everyone who submitted a photo: John (art), Polt (chair), Mikey (flower), Mr. Sombrero (light bulb), Me (puppy), Michelle M. (purse) and Craig (t-shirt).

Cocky & Rude Is Giving Away 100 GRAND*!

What’s the ugliest thing you own?  A sweater? A piece of furniture? Artwork?  A knickknack?  A pet?  Don’t throw it away just yet. The ugliest thing you own might win you 100 Grand*! THAT’S RIGHT!  Cocky & Rude is giving away 100 Grand* to one lucky winner!  The rules are simple: 1. Submit a photo [...]

To Wave or Not To Wave

I’ve been driving a Honda Fit for the better part of three years.  In that time, I’ve waved to nearly every other Honda Fit driver that I’ve passed in my travels.  In my mind, it’s a ‘camaraderie’ sort of thing. We are all driving the same car, so why not say a quick hello to [...]

Let’s All Start Having Some Babies!

Let’s face it.  Most of our readers beginning to look a little long in tooth.  Some of you only have a few more good years before your insides dry up and begin to reject the idea of baby-making.  It’s right time that we all started rubbing our nether regions together with the single goal of [...]

A Brief Study In Unibrowology

Perhaps even more discriminated upon than gingers, those with unibrows are a brave sort.  The bearer of a single brow is almost always strong in constitution and self esteem.  With so many brow separation techniques available in today’s society (waxing, tweezing, shaving, electrolysis, etc.), to wear a unibrow is a choice, or even a statement.  [...]