Tag Archives: taste

It’s Taco Time!

Last night I attempted to eat ten Taco Bell tacos. Was it a taco fiesta or a taco fiasco? Let’s find out. First we went to Blockbuster, so I’d have something to watch while I was cramming those tacos down. Probably not the best selection I could make… Next we went to our neighborhood Taco [...]

It’s Taste Test Time!

There are certain brands that I always buy or order because I think that they are superior. But am I just being blindly loyal or do I really think they are the best? The only way to know is to compare them with their competitors in a blind taste test. So Harry and I decided [...]

i don’t get it.

There are many things that confound me. Here are some of them. 1. Joanna Newsom She’s a singer (if you can call that awful noise coming out of her singing). I don’t even know if I like her songs, because I can’t get past her disturbingly odd, babyish voice. It makes me want to stab [...]

10 Reasons Why Vaginas Are Gross!

In case you were not aware, I’m what scientists refer to as a “homosexual.”  In layman’s terms, that means that I’m a guy that is sexually attracted to other guys.  Females of the species need not apply.  And unlike many of my homosexual brothers, I have never tasted (nor stuck my aroused unit into) the [...]

Have You Ever … At A Grocery Store?!

If you’re like me, you’re always stopping by the local grocery store to pick up a few things. I’m probably there at least twice a week. They’re wonderful places that tout a huge selection of fresh produce, meats (if you’re into that sort of thing), dairy (ditto), packaged foods, health and beauty aids, and just [...]

Have You Ever… Tasted A Friend?!

Two weeks ago we asked you about your self-consumption habits.  Now it’s time to heat up your fava beans and pop open a bottle of chianti.  Have you ever tasted someone else?  Let’s find out. The rules are the same as they always are. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a [...]