Shat – past tense of shit Verb.
1. vulgar. Expel feces from the body.
2. vulgar. Soil one’s clothes as a result of expelling feces accidentally.
The rules to Have You Ever?! are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have You Ever?!1. Have you ever shat in a toilet?
2. Have you ever shat because you were scared?
3. Have you ever shat while reading?
4. Have you ever shat while sending a text message?
5. Have you ever shat while talking on the telephone?
6. Have you ever shat while surfing the Internet?
7. Have you ever shat while watching TV?
8. Have you ever shat while tweeting?
9. Have you ever shat so much that it clogged a toilet in your own home?
10. Have you ever shat so much that it clogged a toilet in someone else’s home?
11. Have you ever shat so much that it clogged a toilet in a public restroom?
12. Have you ever shat on the side of the road?
13. Have you ever shat in a porta-potty?
14. Have you ever shat in an outhouse?
15. Have you ever shat in the woods?
16. Have you ever shat in your pants by accident?
17. Have you ever shat your pants because you couldn’t get to the bathroom fast enough?
18. Have you ever shat your pants while driving?
19. Have you ever shat into your hand?
20. Have you ever shat in a shower or bathtub?
21. Have you ever shat in a brown paper bag with the intent to light it on fire on someone’s doorstep?
22. Have you ever shat during sex?
23. Have you ever shat while receiving or performing fellatio (or cunnilingus) on the toilet?
24. Have you ever shat while having sex on the toilet?
25. Have you ever shat onto someone else?
Now go take a shit, wipe, pull up your pants, wash your hands, come back to the computer, and then tell us your total in the comments!
Two weeks ago we asked you about your self-consumption habits. Now it’s time to heat up your fava beans and pop open a bottle of chianti. Have you ever tasted someone else? Let’s find out. The rules are the same as they always are. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments section.
1. Have you ever tasted someone else’s blood?
2. Have you ever tasted someone else’s boogers?
3. Have you ever tasted someone else’s ear wax?
4. Have you ever tasted someone else’s sweat?
5. Have you ever tasted someone else’s saliva?
6. Have you ever consumed someone else’s fingernails?
7. Have you ever consumed someone else’s toenails?
8. Have you ever licked someone else’s hand?
9. Have you ever licked someone else’s foot?
10. Have you ever licked someone else’s private parts?
11. Have you ever consumed someone else’s hair?
12. Have you ever consumed someone else’s scab?
13. Have you ever tasted someone else’s acne pus?
14. Have you ever tasted someone else’s tears?
15. Have you ever consumed flakes of someone else’s dry skin?
16. Have you ever pulled off and consumed bits of someone else’s skin?
17. Have you ever pulled off and consumed bits of someone else’s scalp?
18. Have you ever tasted someone else’s urine?
19. Have you ever tasted someone else’s feces?
20. Have you ever tasted someone else’s semen?
21. Do you consume someone else’s semen on a regular basis?
22. Have you ever tasted someone else’s vaginal fluids?
23. Have you ever tasted someone else’s menstrual fluids?
25. Have you ever bitten into someone’s flesh?
25. Have you ever been diagnosed, treated and/or arrested for cannibalism?
When you’re finished feeding off of your neighbor, tell us your total in the comments!
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Have You Ever … Been Disgustingly Sick!?
The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a
single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have You Ever?!
1. Have you ever missed work because you were sick?
4. Have you ever vomited?
12. Have you ever shat in your pants?
toilet when you woke up?
25. Have you every actually vomited and diarrheaed at the same time?
2. Have you ever lost your appetite?
3. Have you ever experienced nausea?
5. Have you ever had diarrhea?
6. Have you ever experienced abdominal cramps?
7. Have you ever had a headache?
8. Have you ever had a fever?
9. Have you ever been dehydrated?
10. Have you ever had chills?
11. Have you ever had muscle aches?
13. Have you ever sent someone to the store for you to buy supplies? (food, beverages, medicine, tissues, etc.)
14. Have you ever ran to make it to the bathroom in time?
15. Have you ever vomited in public?
16. Have you ever shat yourself in public?
17. Have you ever vomited onto another person?
18. Have you ever slept on the bathroom floor so you would be closer to the
19. Have you ever cleaned up someone else’s vomit?
20. Have you ever cleaned up someone else’s diarrhea?
21. Have you ever identified previously consumed food while you were vomiting it back up?
22. Have you ever vomited so much that you had nothing left to vomit?
23. Have you ever pooped so much that you had nothing left to poop?
24. Have you ever needed to vomit and diarrhea at the same time?
Did this blog post freak your freak and gross your gross? Don’t worry! Norovirus can be avoided by frequently washing your hands and staying away from infected people. If you’re sick, please stay hydrated and stay home. If necessary, seek medical attention. You’ll probably feel better in a few days.
Tell us your total in the comments!
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