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Happy Black Friday Birthday, Polt!

4 Comments Posted by Adam on November 25, 2011

Last year, C&R told you the truth about the first Thanksgiving, and how it lead to the birth of Polt. In case you’ve forgotten, here it is: About 7000 years ago, this dude named Columbus sailed across the Atlantic Ocean. The Queen of Spain had given him three boats: The Nina, the Pinta and the [...]

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Oh the things I’ve done … while shivering.

23 Comments Posted by Adam on November 2, 2011

You never realize how reliant on something you are, until it’s gone. Due to the recent storm (I hate weather), I was without electricity from Saturday at 6pm until Tuesday around noon. I’m still without cable and Internet (which accounts for the infrequent and oddly timed C&R posts). Here’s a list of the things I’ve [...]

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It’s Taco Time!

33 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on October 26, 2011

Last night I attempted to eat ten Taco Bell tacos. Was it a taco fiesta or a taco fiasco? Let’s find out. First we went to Blockbuster, so I’d have something to watch while I was cramming those tacos down. Probably not the best selection I could make… Next we went to our neighborhood Taco [...]

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Have You Ever … At A Grocery Store?!

14 Comments Posted by Adam on June 1, 2011

If you’re like me, you’re always stopping by the local grocery store to pick up a few things. I’m probably there at least twice a week. They’re wonderful places that tout a huge selection of fresh produce, meats (if you’re into that sort of thing), dairy (ditto), packaged foods, health and beauty aids, and just [...]

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Have You Ever… Annoyed Tam?!

18 Comments Posted by Adam on March 30, 2011

In a comment on last week’s Have You Ever?! quiz, Tam lamented, “Nothing pisses me off more than baggers who put 3 items in every bag. I put it on the conveyor belt grouped by item so is it really so hard to put them in the bag in that order. All the frozen stuff [...]

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The Three Thankses Given After Thanksgiving

4 Comments Posted by Mikey on November 26, 2010

I had planned to write this post earlier in the week, when I was alert and eager. Naturally I procrastinated and now end up working on it the night of Thanksgiving. This is not the best way to blog, or do anything really. After hours of consuming food, alcohol and tryptophan, my body only wants [...]

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Bra Shopping For My Birthday

9 Comments Posted by Adam on July 16, 2010

Last week I spent some time with my two favorite ladyfriends as part of a belated birthday celebration. After a fair amount of joking, gossiping and catching-up, we took a drive to Red Bank, NJ. It’s a cute town where we checked out some of the little specialty shops and then went for pizza at [...]

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Tag Archives: Shopping

Happy Black Friday Birthday, Polt!

Oh the things I’ve done … while shivering.

It’s Taco Time!

Have You Ever … At A Grocery Store?!

Have You Ever… Annoyed Tam?!

The Three Thankses Given After Thanksgiving

Bra Shopping For My Birthday

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