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Sports are Stupid! Here’s 50 Things To Do Instead of Watching the Super Bowl…

20 Comments Posted by Adam on February 2, 2012

1. Clip your toenails. 2. Organize your grocery store coupons. 3. Admire Polt’s ass. 4. Twiddle your thumbs. 5. Stare at the wall. 6. Watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. 7. Read a book. 8. Watch The Notebook to balance out the world. 9. Organize a box of Fruit Loops by color. 10. Call [...]

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Spring’s FINAL Piss Puddle Game!

28 Comments Posted by Adam on February 1, 2012

It’s been quite a while since my last Piss Puddle game … and there’s actually a reason. A month or so ago, Adam and I were shopping at our local fancy pet boutique (Walmart) and we decided that it was healthier for me and better for the environment to switch to a all-natural, corn-based kitty [...]

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One week in the life of Michelle M.

23 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on January 30, 2012

I was at a loss about what to post, so here’s a rundown of my exciting, fun-filled week. Monday – It rained. I went grocery shopping, did laundry, ironed and watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tuesday – The digital arts class I wanted to take was closed, so I signed up for painting. [...]

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Have You Ever … While Holiday Shopping?!

10 Comments Posted by Adam on December 20, 2011

While most of us really enjoy the holiday season, between the holiday parties, the baking, the holiday cards, drawing A Cocky & Rude Christmas Carol and finding the perfect gifts for everyone, we place pretty heavy demands on ourselves. Do you ever let the stresses of holiday shopping get to you? Just what have you [...]

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Happy Black Friday Birthday, Polt!

4 Comments Posted by Adam on November 25, 2011

Last year, C&R told you the truth about the first Thanksgiving, and how it lead to the birth of Polt. In case you’ve forgotten, here it is: About 7000 years ago, this dude named Columbus sailed across the Atlantic Ocean. The Queen of Spain had given him three boats: The Nina, the Pinta and the [...]

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Oh the things I’ve done … while shivering.

23 Comments Posted by Adam on November 2, 2011

You never realize how reliant on something you are, until it’s gone. Due to the recent storm (I hate weather), I was without electricity from Saturday at 6pm until Tuesday around noon. I’m still without cable and Internet (which accounts for the infrequent and oddly timed C&R posts). Here’s a list of the things I’ve [...]

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It’s Taco Time!

33 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on October 26, 2011

Last night I attempted to eat ten Taco Bell tacos. Was it a taco fiesta or a taco fiasco? Let’s find out. First we went to Blockbuster, so I’d have something to watch while I was cramming those tacos down. Probably not the best selection I could make… Next we went to our neighborhood Taco [...]

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Tag Archives: Shopping

Sports are Stupid! Here’s 50 Things To Do Instead of Watching the Super Bowl…

Spring’s FINAL Piss Puddle Game!

One week in the life of Michelle M.

Have You Ever … While Holiday Shopping?!

Happy Black Friday Birthday, Polt!

Oh the things I’ve done … while shivering.

It’s Taco Time!

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