Cocky&Rude

These two commercials make me want to shoot myself in the head.

Hotspacho?  Seriously?  And this is SAMUEL L. JACKSON!  Why isn’t it: “I want some motherfuckin organic mushrooms in my motherfuckin risotto!”?

Is that rain?  OoOoOoOo  … YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO GODDAMNED A WINDOW.  Remind me to clean up … [quirky pause] … tomorrow.  Today, we’re dancing!

I think I’ll get another Droid when my contract is up.