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Have You Ever… With A Condom?!

21 Comments Posted by Adam on February 15, 2012

February 14th – 21st is National Condom Week! Originating at the University of California, Berkeley in the ‘70s, National Condom Week is a great time to focus on the importance of safe sex. With Valentine’s Day serving as the kick-off for National Condom Week, we’re reminded to love ourselves enough to prevent the spread of [...]

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One week in the life of Michelle M.

23 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on January 30, 2012

I was at a loss about what to post, so here’s a rundown of my exciting, fun-filled week. Monday – It rained. I went grocery shopping, did laundry, ironed and watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tuesday – The digital arts class I wanted to take was closed, so I signed up for painting. [...]

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My 2012 Resolutions

21 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on December 31, 2011

Now that 2011 is drawing to a close, it’s time to make resolutions for 2012! Now, I could make my usual resolutions – lose weight, exercise, finish that novel, go back to school… but why bother. Word is it’s the end of days! So I’m going to live large and make this year count. Here [...]

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Those Were The Good Old Days…

12 Comments Posted by Adam on October 5, 2011

Every day when I was young (and wasn’t at school) we’d eat lunch at 11am. We’d watch The Price Is Right. It was glorious! But then at 12:30, my mother would force my brother and I to go outside and play! We’d bitch and complain. Sometimes we’d cry. Being outside was awful! There were no [...]

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Have You Ever … Been Responsible for a Horrible Odor?!

7 Comments Posted by Adam on October 4, 2011

A wise man once said, “He who smelt it, dealt it.” Let’s face it, we’ve all dealt it once or twice in our lives. Now it’s time to come clean about your dirty odors. The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the [...]

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Have You Ever … Had Sex?!

25 Comments Posted by Adam on May 2, 2011

Sex, copulation, coupling, fornication, mating, relations, banging, screwing, shagging, hanky panky, funny business, making whoopee … and fu¢k!ng. The Kinsey Institute says that “By their late teenage years, at least 3/4 of all men and women have had intercourse, and more than 2/3 of all sexually experienced teens have had 2 or more partners.” And [...]

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Have You Ever… In The Snow?!

20 Comments Posted by Adam on January 5, 2011

Have you ever been a little less than wonderful in the winter wonderland? Today’s snow-themed Have You Ever?! quiz is going to find out. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the [...]

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Have You Ever… With A Condom?!

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My 2012 Resolutions

Those Were The Good Old Days…

Have You Ever … Been Responsible for a Horrible Odor?!

Have You Ever … Had Sex?!

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