Tag Archives: rain

Is that rain? OoOoOo…

These two commercials make me want to shoot myself in the head. Hotspacho?  Seriously?  And this is SAMUEL L. JACKSON!  Why isn’t it: “I want some motherfuckin organic mushrooms in my motherfuckin risotto!”? Is that rain?  OoOoOoOo  … YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO GODDAMNED A WINDOW.  Remind me to clean up … [quirky pause] … tomorrow.  [...]

One week in the life of Michelle M.

I was at a loss about what to post, so here’s a rundown of my exciting, fun-filled week. Monday – It rained. I went grocery shopping, did laundry, ironed and watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tuesday – The digital arts class I wanted to take was closed, so I signed up for painting. [...]

C&R Fight Club Round 3: Mr. Sombrero vs. Ty vs. Ryan

Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club: ROUND THREE!  The rules to the game are simple.  Each week we’ll re-introduce our fighters.  We’ll give them each a chance to speak their mind.  Then we’ll put the results to vote.  You’ll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky & [...]

The Five Vacation Worsts

Last week, fresh from my vacation, I brought you my five best things about vacations, but sadly summer vacation season is coming to an end and we must once again live in a world where we do not have a sunny week all to ourselves. For every good thing there is a bad thing; and [...]

Have You Ever… Annoyed Tam?!

In a comment on last week’s Have You Ever?! quiz, Tam lamented, “Nothing pisses me off more than baggers who put 3 items in every bag. I put it on the conveyor belt grouped by item so is it really so hard to put them in the bag in that order. All the frozen stuff [...]

Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 2: Week Nine!

Welcome back, everyone!  Just like every Thursday since what feels like the beginning of time January, it’s time for everyone’s favorite blog contest: Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 2.  But before we get started this week, I need to share something with you: Craig is still relentlessly terrorizing me!  Sometimes his doodles are movie-themed: Sometimes [...]