Last week Mr. M. and I were in La Jolla (where the wealthy, the great white shark and Ryan sans cupcake live). While we were waiting at a stoplight a scraggly man with a cup of coffee crossed the street in front of us. We pondered whether he was currently without home or perhaps just a scruffy engineer type. It was then that Harry came up with the game, homeless, hacker or hipster. While I know it is wrong to make light of the homeless*, I am going to hell anyway – so here’s how to play: the person in each photo is either homeless**, a hacker or a hipster. Let me know in the comments what they are and Harry and I will make a donation in the winner’s name to Father Joe’s villages.
*hipsters deserve to be made fun of.
**Here’s a bunch of famous people were once homeless.
1.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
2.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
3.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
4.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
5.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
6.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
7.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
8.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
9.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
10.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
11.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
12.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
13.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
14.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
15.) a. homeless b. hacker c. hipster
I will give the answers and announce the winner tomorrow in this post’s comments section.
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Sports are Stupid! Here’s 50 Things To Do Instead of Watching the Super Bowl…
1. Clip your toenails.
2. Organize your grocery store coupons.
3. Admire Polt’s ass.
4. Twiddle your thumbs.
5. Stare at the wall.
6. Watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet.
7. Read a book.
8. Watch The Notebook to balance out the world.
9. Organize a box of Fruit Loops by color.
10. Call all your butch friends who are watching the Super Bowl, just to chat.
11. Roll pennies.
12. Watch paint dry.
13. Clean out your closet.
14. Stuff everything that you took out of your closet into another closet.
15. Alphabetize your DVDs.
16. Comb your back hair.
17. Go shopping.
18. Clean out your refrigerator.
19. Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors.
20. Clean the dead bugs out of your ceiling lamps.
21. Make sure that everything hanging in your home is perfectly level.
22. Tweeze your eyebrows.
23. Catch up on Glee.
24. Look up naked women on the Internet and ponder why vaginas are just so damn disgusting.
25. Actually read one of those m/m short stories that Tam is always reviewing.
26. Masturbate.
27. Watch grass grow.
28. Play solitaire.
29. Add hundreds of pointless life events to your Facebook timeline.
30. Organize your porn.
31. Prune your pubes.
32. Microwave random things until they explode.
33. Perfect a foreign accent.
34. Plot world domination.
35. Perform an interpretive dance of LMFAO‘s I’m Sexy and I Know It.
36. Bake and decorate a cake.
37. Plan your future wedding.
38. Go grocery shopping (the store will be EMPTY).
39. Re-read every C&R post and comment on all of them.
40. Actually visit Our T.V. Night (because no one ever does).
41. Build a sex machine.
42. Nap.
43. Compose a C&R guest post and email it to Adam.
44. Learn the beautiful art of flower arraigning.
45. Drink alcohol until you pass out.
46. Lick the black mold that’s growing on your bathroom wall.
47. Clean your house.
48. Exercise.
49. Go see a movie.
50. Dream up 50 more things that you could do instead of watching the Super Bowl.
Special thanks to Mikey and Craig for their assistance with this post.
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