1. Clip your toenails.
2. Organize your grocery store coupons.
3. Admire Polt’s ass.
4. Twiddle your thumbs.
5. Stare at the wall.
6. Watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet.
7. Read a book.
8. Watch The Notebook to balance out the world.
9. Organize a box of Fruit Loops by color.
10. Call all your butch friends who are watching the Super Bowl, just to chat.
11. Roll pennies.
12. Watch paint dry.
13. Clean out your closet.
14. Stuff everything that you took out of your closet into another closet.
15. Alphabetize your DVDs.
16. Comb your back hair.
17. Go shopping.
18. Clean out your refrigerator.
19. Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors.
20. Clean the dead bugs out of your ceiling lamps.
21. Make sure that everything hanging in your home is perfectly level.
22. Tweeze your eyebrows.
23. Catch up on Glee.
24. Look up naked women on the Internet and ponder why vaginas are just so damn disgusting.
25. Actually read one of those m/m short stories that Tam is always reviewing.
26. Masturbate.
27. Watch grass grow.
28. Play solitaire.
29. Add hundreds of pointless life events to your Facebook timeline.
30. Organize your porn.
31. Prune your pubes.
32. Microwave random things until they explode.
33. Perfect a foreign accent.
34. Plot world domination.
35. Perform an interpretive dance of LMFAO‘s I’m Sexy and I Know It.
36. Bake and decorate a cake.
37. Plan your future wedding.
38. Go grocery shopping (the store will be EMPTY).
39. Re-read every C&R post and comment on all of them.
40. Actually visit Our T.V. Night (because no one ever does).
41. Build a sex machine.
42. Nap.
43. Compose a C&R guest post and email it to Adam.
44. Learn the beautiful art of flower arraigning.
45. Drink alcohol until you pass out.
46. Lick the black mold that’s growing on your bathroom wall.
47. Clean your house.
48. Exercise.
49. Go see a movie.
50. Dream up 50 more things that you could do instead of watching the Super Bowl.
Special thanks to Mikey and Craig for their assistance with this post.
I admit it … sometimes I run out of ideas! So when I was discussing further editions of our Have You Ever?! quizzes with Enrico, he suggested one that I should have thought about a long time ago. And so without further ado, I present to you: Have You Ever… In Bed?! You know the drill: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section. Here we go!
1. Have you ever fallen asleep in bed?
2. Have you ever read a book in bed?
3. Have you ever listened to music in bed?
4. Have you ever consumed a meal in bed?
5. Have you ever watched TV in bed?
6. Have you ever peed in bed?
7. Have you ever slept naked in bed?
8. Have you ever spent an entire day in bed?
9. Have you ever talked on the phone in bed?
10. Have you ever munched on crackers in bed?
11. Have you ever cried in bed?
12. Have you ever played with action figures in bed?
13. Have you ever been too warm, so you stuck one leg out from under the covers in bed?
14. Have you ever had a nightmare in bed?
15. Have you ever been bitten by bedbugs in bed?
16. Have you ever counted sheep in bed?
17. Have you ever consumed an alcoholic beverage in bed?
18. Have you ever flipped a pillow so you could enjoy the cool side in bed?
19. Have you ever enjoyed the company of a sleeping pet in bed?
20. Have you ever spilled food or a beverage and made a big mess in bed?
21. Have you ever pulled the covers over your head in bed?
22. Have you ever hit the snooze button so you could spend a little more time in bed?
23. Have you ever used a computer while in bed?
24. Have you ever snored in bed?
25. Have you ever read a fortune cookie fortune out loud and then ended it with the phrase, “in bed.”
Oh all the things you’ve done in bed! I’m impressed! You’re so innocent (for this week at least)!! Don’t forget to post your point total in the comments!
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Have You Ever… Been Girlie?!
The rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have you ever?!
1. Have you ever worn a tiara?
5. Have you ever used scented stationery?
12. Have you ever gotten a manicure or pedicure?
18. Have you ever dotted your “i”s with smiley faces or hearts?
2. Have you ever squealed when seeing a mouse, bug or snake?
3. Have you ever worn pink clothing?
4. Have you ever asked someone to open a jar for you?
6. Have you ever carried around a small dog?
7. Have you ever eaten an entire box of chocolates?
8. Have you ever carried on over a teen idol or boy band?
9. Have you ever watched a chick flick?
10. Have you ever cried to get out of a ticket?
11. Have you ever played with My Little Ponies?
13. Have you ever ordered a fruity/girlie cocktail?
14. Have you ever colored your hair?
15. Have you ever worn make-up?
16. Have you ever had more than 4 pillows on your bed?
17. Have you ever had more than 20 pairs of shoes?
19. Have you ever played with a paper fortune teller?
20. Have you ever taken a bubble bath (as an adult)?
21. Have you ever had a slumber party?
22. Have you ever asked for directions?
23. Have you ever gone clothes shopping for fun?
24. Have you ever not gone out because you feel too ugly/fat/frumpy?
25. Have you ever read a romance novel?
Now get out your calculator (because math is hard!) and tell us your score in comments.
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