Last year, the hottest Halloween costume of the year in the United States (and Canada!) was Rainbow Poo. This year, the Cocky & Rude crew are predicting that every little boy and girl that knocks on your door and begs for candy will be dressed as our very own Michelle M. Click here (or the graphic below) to print out your very own Michelle M. mask, pigtails and the optional police placard (complete with the obstructed birth year!). Assembly takes only moments, and you’ll quickly be ready to tromp around the neighborhood and beg for treats.
Just like last year, we beg & plead for kindly invite you to snap a photo of yourself wearing the mask. Send your photos to cockyandrudedotcom@gmail.com and we’ll post them for everyone to see!
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Have You Ever … On Your Birthday?!
You know the rules but I’ll tell you anyway: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
1. Have you ever had a birthday?
9. Have you ever received a free meal at a restaurant on your birthday?
20. Have you ever had to spend your birthday alone?
2. Have you ever received a crappy gift on your birthday?
3. Have you ever bought yourself a present on your birthday?
4. Have you ever worked on your birthday?
5. Have you ever thrown yourself a party on your birthday?
6. Have you ever been surprised by a birthday party at work on your birthday?
7. Have you ever been surprised by a surprise party on your birthday?
8. Have you ever baked yourself a cake on your birthday?
10. Have you ever received a free drink at a bar on your birthday?
11. Have you ever turned into a gluttonous cake monster on your birthday?
12. Have you ever thrown up on your birthday?
13. Have you ever been disappointed (for any reason) on your birthday?
14. Have you ever lied about your age on your birthday?
15. Have you ever forgotten your own birthday?
16. Have you ever ignored your birthday and hoped it would just go away?
17. Have you ever cried on your birthday?
18. Have you ever gotten really drunk on your birthday?
19. Have you ever used illegal drugs on your birthday?
21. Have you ever broken up with someone on your birthday?
22. Have you ever deleted your birthday on Facebook just to see who really remembers your birthday?
23. Have you ever had sex on your birthday?
24. Have you ever received any type of sex act as a birthday gift?
25. Have you ever slept with a prostitute on your birthday?
Tell us your total in the comments!
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