National Camping Month was first observed in June of 2009, and helps to inspire Americans of all ages to go camping. June is also the Obama Administration’s Great Outdoors Month, and on the 23rd of this month, families all over the United States will celebrate the Great American Backyard Campout. Have you ever gone camping? What have you done while camping? Let’s find out!
The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have You Ever?!1. Have you ever gone camping?
2. Have you ever gone camping at a campground?
3. Have you ever gone camping in a backyard?
4. Have you ever gone camping in the wilderness?
5. Have you ever slept in a tent inside your home?
6. Have you ever slept outside under the stars?
7. Have you ever started a campfire?
8. Have you ever told scary stories around a campfire?
9. Have you ever sung camp songs around a campfire?
10. Have you ever cooked food over a campfire?
11. Have you ever made s’mores around a campfire?
12. Have you ever eaten beans right out of the can while camping?
13. Have you ever eaten fish you caught while camping?
14. Have you ever been awoken by wild animals outside your tent while camping?
15. Have you ever had to run away from wild animals while camping?
16. Have you ever pooped outside?
17. Have you ever had to use something other than toilet paper after pooping outside?
18. Have you ever camped outside during a thunderstorm?
19. Have you ever ended a camping trip early because you couldn’t handle it?
20. Have you ever been bitten by a snake while camping?
21. Have you ever drank alcohol while underage, while camping?
22. Have you ever smoked pot while camping?
23. Have you ever secretly masturbated while others were sleeping in your tent?
24. Have you ever participated in a circle jerk while camping?
25. Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Tell us your total in the comments!
Thanks to Craig for his help with this post!
Like every other gay person on the planet (or so it seemed — ugh! crowds!), I attended the NYC Pride Parade on Sunday. And guess what? I brought my camera! Here’s a whole bunch of photos…
(gay stormtrooper)
Old gay people on motorcycles!
Michael Bloomberg, Andrew Cuomo, and Sandra Lee.
(In case you’ve forgotten … that Sandra Lee.)
Dan Savage & Terry Miller
He thinks that he’s bringing back “raise the roof!“ What do you think?
Rickie Vasquez Wilson Cruz travels in a horse-drawn carriage!
A gay pride … of lions. Get it?
Yuck!
NY Senator Chuck Schumer
Meh, Obama.
Yuck! Topless girls!
And finally … it’s Zac Young from Top Chef: Just Desserts!
Too bad that I didn’t get a photo of the front of his head.
There’s one more photo that you’re going to love … but you can’t see it until Saturday.
After Adam’s weak attempt at reviving his career as a maker of the Friday Five, I have decided to give you all the truly best five of this week. So what five super awesome things are there in the world that will top everything that Adam wrote about last week? Just read on dear friends.
We start off our five with an animal that has a severe substance issue. We’ve all seen the baby with the cigarettes, but what about a cat ferociously defending their right to their nicotine fix. I’ve heard that nicotine can perk you up, but this cat is down right feisty. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you crazy smoking cat.
After you have laughed your head off with that crazy cat, I would like to get serious with all of you. I recently had a religious experience. I saw the Broadway Musical The Book of Mormon by the creators of South Park and Avenue Q. It was a hilarious, amazing, vulgar and blasphemous experience. If you can’t make it to the city to see it, you can listen to the cast recording on the NPR website!
Osama bin Laden’s death led to the creation of many internet memes. Some were forgettable and some were amazing. One didn’t get as much play as I would have liked. Folks over at LaughingSquid.com reimagine the tale of Star Wars with Darth Vader announcing the death of Obi-Wan in a very Obama-esque manner. I absolutely love the geeks of this world for making this happen.
Speaking of geeks, the folks over at Google recently announced some new products and services they will be offering and I am super excited about them all. In particular, I want Google Music Beta as soon as technologically possible. Any product that claims I can access my music anywhere (even recently played songs when I AM OFFLINE!!!!) would rightfully get my attention. Please Mr. Google, give it to me!
There are also a number of people saying that the end of days is happening this month. I’m excited to see what they say when it doesn’t really happen. In the meantime, I’m laughing at the Slate version of the very last edition of the New York Times. They nailed it.
So there you have the five things that made my list this week. There were, of course, a few things that almost made it: gorgeous weather, Michelle McKee, and hardcore gay porn.
The White House released President Obama’s 2010 tax return today. Together, the Obamas paid $466,104 in taxes on an income of nearly $1.8 million. That income includes both Obama’s $395,188 salary as president and $1.3 million from other sources.
Sure, $466,104 is a lot of money to pay (and it’s kinda funny that the president pays more in taxes than he makes as president), but I ask you this: Do you think he really pulled out the ‘Sadbama’ frowny-frown today? Or maybe AOL.com is just getting a little silly when they match their stories with their file photos…
Kris, you may be the most impure, but that doesn’t annoy me at all. FDot, you may be as pure and innocent as a newborn puppy bathed in Ivory soap, but that doesn’t annoy me either. Do you annoy me? Let’s find out!! For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section.
1. Do you regularly get in “__ items or less” lines with more than the maximum items?
2. Do you abandon your shopping cart in the parking lot when there are cart returns that you could use?
3. Do you regularly bring your purchases home in plastic or paper bags instead of a reusable shopping bag?
4. Do you regularly drive the speed limit in the left lane?
5. Do you regularly come to a complete stop at yield signs?
6. Do you regularly pull out in front of people and then drive really slow?
7. Do you have anti-Democratic Party and/or anti-Obama bumper stickers on your car?
8. When riding as a passenger, do you regularly take your seat belt off before the car has come to stop, causing it to beep at you.
9. Do you regularly jaywalk when there is a nearby crosswalk that you could have used?
10. Do you regularly wear noisy high heels and clip clap all around the office?
11. Do you regularly have loud, personal conversations at work when your coworkers are all working hard around you.
12. Do you regularly talk about the weather?
13. Do you regularly use the word “retard” in conversation?
14. Do you regularly make racist jokes?
15. Do you write too long, too rude, and/or condescending comments on Facebook and/or blogs?
16. Do you regularly mispronounce simple words?
17. Do you regularly answer your cell phone, text or play mobile games, or just wave around your brightly lit cell phone screen in the movies?
18. Do you regularly talk during movies?
19. Do you regularly make a whole lot of noise with food and drink packaging during movies?
20. Do you regularly throw recyclable items into the trash, even when there’s a recycling can nearby?
21. Do you dry your hands in a public restroom and then throw the paper towel on the floor?
22. Do you regularly pee on the toilet seat?
23. Do you regularly not flush in public restrooms?
24. Do you currently or have you ever have icicle lights hanging on your house?
25. Do you think that Adam is just a little too sensitive?
Post your results in the comments, and we’ll find out who annoys me the most!
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10 Reasons Why I Might Dislike You On Facebook
You can’t stop posting photos of your children
You constantly post photos of sick/sad/dying animals
You do nothing but talk about sports 24/7
Your politics are stupid
You complain constantly
You post a photo of every meal that you eat
You are constantly fishing for pity
You are constantly fishing for compliments
You are wayyyy too attractive
You are way happier than me
So what bugs you on Facebook? (And don’t forget to follow Cocky&Rude!)
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