Are you still looking for the perfect gift for us? Even after yesterday’s amazing list of the most attainable items known to man? Well then get off your duff and buy us this stuff!
A Tummy Tuck, Liposuction, Ab Implants, A Neck Lift, And Lots of Other Plastic Surgery – Because I’m vain and I want to look perfect and beautiful without any work. Adam
A Tummy Tuck, Liposuction, Ab Implants, A Neck Lift, And Lots of Other Plastic Surgery – Because Adam is mean and makes me feel bad about my body. Mikey
Free Rent – I pay rent every month because I’m too poor to buy a house. I’m too poor to buy a house because I pay rent every month. Adam
Ten More Hours in Each Day - I think I need about ten more hours to make myself completely at ease with my world. I could find time to blog creatively enough that Adam won’t whine about it. I really really really need this. Mikey
Google – I’d just like to own it. Is that too much to ask? Adam
For Rainbow Poo to Get Picked Up and Made into a Comedy Central Cartoon – I don’t know if you know this, but Adam has been working his fingers off crafting this comic strip about a superhero made of mulitcolored feces. It is hilarious and poignant. Oh and Michelle McKee drinks alot. Mikey
A New Wardrobe – I noticed yesterday that everything I’ve been wearing is ugly. Adam
A New Wardrobe - Well I actually don’t have one, but I really want one. I would especially like it if the wardrobe is that magic one that allows me to go to Narnia. Mikey
A New Job – One that has a flexible schedule, pays really well and makes me feel good about myself. Adam
More Blog Comments – Until you start blogging, you never realize how much that little number means to you. Now it has become my lifeblood. More! More! More! Adam
People to Shut Up About The Weather – I don’t care if it might/is/has snowed. I don’t care if it might be cold tomorrow. Adam
Adam to Stop Complaining About People Talking About the Weather – People need to have something to talk about when they really don’t care about the person they are talking too. Mikey
Adam to Get Everything He Ever Wanted – Adam is a pretty awesome dude and I think he deserves to be really frakkin’ happy. I want him to have the stuff that makes him that way. Mikey
That’s not too much to ask for, right? So what do you want for Christmas?
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