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Mikey’s Ballot

18 Comments Posted by Mikey on February 24, 2012

Now that you have all submitted your ballots for the 2nd Annual C&R Oscar Contest, you can read what I have to say about this year’s lineup of award-worthy (or not) films. “Why would you listen to me?” you might query. Well unbeknownst to you and pretty much everyone, I am the best film critic [...]

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Urinalysis

18 Comments Posted by Adam on February 22, 2012

Not too long ago, Mikey linked me to an amusing chart that’s been circulating the net. Behold, the Boy Scouts of America’s Urine Color Chart: Normally I avoid all things BSA (because, well, I’m not “morally straight“) but this was too good to pass up. Of course, I had to make a few additions to [...]

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COMING SOON: Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3!

5 Comments Posted by Adam on February 21, 2012

Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3 begins in a little over a week … are you ready?! There’s still time to enter! Before next week, make sure you read over the rules, schedule & overview so you know what you’re getting yourself into! Then send your first weigh-in %, blurb and photo to Adam before [...]

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The Cocky & Rude Compatibility Quiz

45 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on February 14, 2012

Recently the C&Rmy was asked to take a compatibility quiz. After compiling and scrutinizing the data (aka, giving it Harry and making him figure out the percentages), the results were in. Here are your best and worst matches. Love is in the air, so if you need to, dump your significant other, fly across the [...]

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It’s The Friday Five!

60 Comments Posted by Adam on February 10, 2012

C&R’s last crowdsourced Friday Five was such a hit that I’ve decided to do it again. Here’s your Friday Five! From Polt: What did I love about this week? Freshly laundered bedsheets, still warm from the dryer. Slapping these little slices of heaven right on the bed and then sliding between them, rolling onto your [...]

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Who Should Hook Up?

50 Comments Posted by Adam on February 9, 2012

Here at C&R, we’re all about love and happiness. With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, we’re hoping to spread some love by pairing up some previously unattached couples. Vote for your favorite new couple below … and maybe we’ll spark a love connection! *Contestants (except for Mr. Sombrero) are encouraged (but are under no [...]

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What Happened?

18 Comments Posted by Mikey on February 3, 2012

Can someone please tell me what the hell happened to Dr. Drew? Wasn’t he the guy who talked about sex on MTV? Why does he now have the evidence below on his show? This post is brought to you by my tooth extraction pain, my insomnia, and my complete lack of any creative ideas.

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