There are many Mikeys in the world. There’s Mikey Jordan, Mikey Bolton, Mikey Jackson, Mikey J. Fox, and Mikey Douglas, among others. But no Mikey is more special to us than our Mikey. And on this day that we celebrate the birth of Mikey, I wanted to do something a little special. So today we’re going to take a quick peek into the life of Mikey … and what he does when he’s not busy blogging at C&R.
Every day, Mikey goes to work. While there, he gets angry, thinks about stars, question marks, swirls, Justins and exclamation points. And then he nearly poops himself.
Whenever they have free time, Mikey and his boyfriend Ty go to the beach. They love to run while carrying their matching blue surf boards. Check out Mikey’s lovely bresticles! And what a figure! Hotcheewowow!
Mikey is also obsessed with everything British. Totally trumping his obsession with Doctor Who was the recent royal wedding. Unfortunately, the Queen has banned him for life from Buckingham Palace after he photobombed this royal portrait.
One of Mikey’s favorite pastimes? Licking pussies. Especially ginger ones!
Speaking of gingers … Mikey is so jealous of those of us with fiery locks that he spends a lot of his alone time with an orange Sharpie marker, “fixing” photos of himself.
Something else he does when he’s all alone … Mikey enjoys surfing the internet for “video entertainment!” I wonder if that one will make it onto the Friday Five?
Mikey also loves fun, fun, fun, fun and look’n forward to the weekend with his
buddies Rebecca Black and Braces Girl!
And Mikey loooooooooooves Justin. So like every devoted fan, Mikey attends every single Justin Bieber concert in the northern hemisphere.
But when he’s not get’n down with Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber,
Mikey also fancies himself quite the performer!
He’s even had a few guest roles on Glee!
But Mikey’s star is rising. We’re pleased to announce Mikey’s latest role…
he’s starring in a brand new motion picture!
Check out the Cocky & Rude World Exclusive trailer for Unnecessary Force:
It’s truly an honor to be in the presence of such a great talent. We only hope that as his star rises, he remembers where he came from. It’s also an honor to wish my friend a happy birthday!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away Boy George asked the world if we really wanted to hurt him(or her, I’m still not sure there). It was one of those almost incomprehensible Culture Club songs that got stuck in your head, but you kinda had no real clue what the hell was going on. That is also how you felt about Boy George’s gender presentation, too. I hadn’t really thought about that song much until a friend shared the youtube clip below. What you are about to see is perhaps the greatest cultural revelation of our time! Be prepared to gasp for air because you can not stop laughing.
After you have recovered you might wish to see our unicorn friend performing the great works of Michael Bolton. Just when you thought there was no possible way to make Michael Bolton better, you get a unicorn singing with an owl rocking out on guitar.
I wonder what songs are next to be unicorned. I hope they break from ballads and go for some crazy pop. I think a unicorn version of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” just might make me piss my pants
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