October 18, 2011
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Have you noticed that there are pink ribbons just about everywhere these days? That’s because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. This month is dedicated to increasing awareness of the importance of early breast cancer detection. In honor of breast cancer awareness, Cocky & Rude offers this respectful Have You Ever?! quiz about boobies.
The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have You Ever?!
1. Have you ever done a breast exam (on yourself or another person)?
2. Have you ever had a mammogram?
3. Have you ever thought that boobs are gross?
4. Have you ever been caught staring at someone’s boobs?
5. Have you ever worn a bra?
6. Have you ever wished you had larger tits?
7. Have you ever wished you had smaller melons?
8. Have you ever had (or considered) breast implants?
9. Have you ever had (or considered) a breast reduction?
10. Have you ever been photographed topless?
11. Have you ever been rewarded for flashing your chest?
12. Have you ever complimented someone’s ta-tas or had your own breasts complimented?
13. Have you ever breast fed a baby?
14. Have you ever had your nipple pierced?
15. Have you ever worn nipple clamps?
16. Have you ever suffered from chafed nipples? (Ouch!)
17. Have you ever caressed a female breast?
18. Have you ever licked a nipple (male or female)?
19. Have you ever had your nipple(s) licked?
20. Have you ever bitten a boob or had your own boob bitten?
21. Have you ever been attracted to a man’s knockers?
22. Have you ever searched National Geographic magazine for photos of topless women?
23. Have you ever punched a woman in the tit?
24. Have you ever given or received a booby motorboating?
25. Have you ever titty-fucked a woman’s tits or had your own tits titty-fucked?
Tell us your total in the comments!
For more information on National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, go to http://www.nbcam.org/.
September 13, 2011
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Boobs, Breasts, Knockers, Melons, Jugs, Ta-Tas, Fun Bags, Bazoongas, Tits, Honkers, Headlights, Hooters … whatever you call them, they’re just plain gross! Previously we’ve discussed why vaginas and penises are gross. Now it’s time to discuss those big, gross boobs of yours…
1. They flop around and need a special article of clothing to contain them.
2. They produce a natural beverage.
3. Over the years they begin to sag.
4. Boob sweat collects under the boob and can cause rashes or irritation.
5. They look like an ass on your chest.
6. Some have those blue veins running through them.
7. The nipples can be misshapen and sometimes look like pink erasers.
8. Some women get implants to make these gross things even bigger.
9. Sometimes one is bigger than the other.
10. Straight guys like to titty fuck them.