December 19, 2012
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I was paging through the latest issue of Details magazine and I don’t know why, but this article caught my eye.
It’s all about The Six Fastest Ways To Get Ripped; which are (1) pull-ups, (2) bench presses, (3) squats, (4) farmers walks*, (5) military presses* and (6) deadlifts*. BUT I DISAGREE! That list is complete bullshit.
Here’s my list of The Fastest 6 Ways to Get Ripped:
1. Have good genes.
2. Exercise 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
3. Take lots of steroids.
4. Never eat anything that tastes good.
5. When the photographer comes, make sure you’re super tan, dehydrated, and covered in oil.
6. Make sure that they Photoshop the crap out of you so you look perfect!
CONGRATULATIONS! Now you are super ripped and everyone wants to have sex with you!
*You may be wondering WTF farmers walks, military presses and deadlifts are. I have no idea. If I had actually read the article, I could probably tell you.
August 24, 2011
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Unless you’re living under a rock that doesn’t have Internet access or a twitter account, you know that yesterday, an earthquake rocked the east coast of the US. Friends of C&R as far north as Mel and as far south as VUBOQ reported feeling the 5.8 magnitude tremor. (Why don’t we have any readers in the southern states?)
So what other natural disasters have you experienced? We’re about to find out.
The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have you ever…
1. Have you ever experienced a power outage for over 3 days?
2. Have you ever experienced a heat wave?
3. Have you ever been hit in the head with hail?
4. Have you ever been adversely affected by drought?
5. Have you or your family ever been affected by a health disaster or an epidemic?
6. Have you ever survived a flood?
7. Have you ever survived a blizzard?
8. Have you ever survived an earthquake?
9. Have you ever survived a forest fire?
10. Have you ever been struck by lightning?
11. Have you ever been stuck in quicksand?
12. Have you ever fallen into a sink hole?
13. Have you ever been humped by Andy Dick?
14. Have you ever survived a hurricane?
15. Have you ever seen a tornado?
16. Have you ever witnessed a volcanic eruption?
17. Have you ever survived a limnic eruption?
18. Have you ever survived a landslide?
19. Have you ever survived a tsunami?
20. Have you ever survived an avalanche?
21. Have you ever experienced famine?
22. Have you ever been affected by a solar flare?
23. Have you ever been affected by gamma ray bursts?
24. Have you ever survived a nuclear meltdown?
25. Have you ever survived a meteorite impact?
Tell us your total in the comments!