Cocky&Rude

Let’s face it: the human body is flawed.  It gets injured.  It breaks, it bleeds, it dies.  But until we can upload our consciousnesses into indestructible robot avatars, we’re doomed to get hurt.  How many injuries has your meat-sack sustained?  Let’s find out!

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever had a muscle sprain or strain?
2. Have you ever torn ligament or tendon?
3. Have you ever fractured a bone?
4. Have you ever fractured a bone so badly that it broke through the skin?
5. Have you ever injured a knee, ankle or wrist?
6. Have you ever injured your back?
7. Have you ever sustained an electric shock?
8. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
9. Have you ever needed pain killer medication?
10. Have you ever dislocated a joint?
11. Have you ever had a head wound?
12. Have you ever needed surgery?
13. Have you ever needed stitches?
14. Have you ever suffered a traumatic brain injury?
15. Have you ever suffered a spinal cord injury?
16. Have you ever needed to use crutches?
17. Have you ever needed a cast?
18. Have you ever needed to go to the emergency room?
19. Have you ever needed to go to the hospital in an ambulance?
20. Have you ever been punched in the face?
21. Have you ever been stabbed?
22. Have you ever been shot by a gun?
23. Have you ever lost a limb?
24. Have you ever been decapitated?
25. Have you ever died?

Tell us your total and war stories in the comments!