A Limerick:
We all know her as Michelle M.
We think her to be quite the gem.
But I have been told
She’s getting quite old,
So it’s time to start calling her “ma’am.”
- Jere
Wishing you a mouth-watering birthday!
-David P.
-Tam
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people ever, Cooper’s mom and Wonder Women fan….
Michelle M.!!!! I hope you have the most awesome Birthday ever because you deserve it!!
xoxo
– TJ and the doggies (Cooper’s Compadres)
Happy Birthday! From X-Heather and TwoPi
A Haiku About Michelle
The best in our books
Happy Birthday To Michelle
Hail Wonder Woman
- Kristen
Ode to Her Awesomeness
By Craig
What could one possibly say,
About the delectable Michelle M?
If she were a dessert,
She’d be la crème de la crème.
She lives in California,
All the way on the West Coast.
She’s the Cocky & Rude writer,
That us readers love the most.
She never met a head,
She couldn’t put on another body.
Don’t let her sweet looks fool you,
For her mouth is quite a potty.
With those flowing golden locks,
Like a superhero’s cape.
It begs that age old question,
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Her husband is a sexy beast,
Who likes pizza and canned beer.
There’s not a single gay around,
Who doesn’t wish that he was queer.
Wonder Woman is her idol,
And Cooper is her bird.
I don’t know who she loves most,
But Harry’s definitely in third.
So today is her birthday,
Hope she have lots of fun.
Happy Birthday Michelle M!
Congrats on turning twenty one!
Dear Michelle,
I heard it was your birthday so I wanted to send you a short note. I hope you have a wonderful day and that you don’t divorce your husband so you can marry a politician and then your ex marries a skinny little waif and then you can’t stop eating because you hate your life and you are fighting with your kids and your mother-in-law thinks you are useless and then you become the fattest woman in Westchester and then you can’t wear any of your clothes and then you feel so worried that you will eat up all your kids and then you will worry that Gene might be too small and gamey to be palatable and then your daughter hates you because you want to go skiing and she goes to her dad’s and get’s her period and then she comes back to you and whines and you are thinking “hurry up and have a baby so I can eat it.” Can I eat your cake?
Love, Fat Betty
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From Mikey & Ty
Happy birthday to the most creative, talented, elfin proportioned person I know!
Happy Birthday Michelle!
Have a great day and best wishes for the coming year! -John
Ok, I know that Harry and Craiggers are gonna get real jealous here, but I got only one question for Michelle M.:
I Wonder Woman, are you my kinda woman?
Wit a back like that you fly like jets
Are you my Wonder Woman?
te quiero,
mr. sombrero
Happy Birthday Michelle M.!!! I decided to celebrate your birthday by mixing
my two favorite things: you, and my favorite albums!!! -Enrico
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Have You Ever … Survived A Natural Disaster?!
So what other natural disasters have you experienced? We’re about to find out.
The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have you ever…
1. Have you ever experienced a power outage for over 3 days?
7. Have you ever survived a blizzard?
15. Have you ever seen a tornado?
23. Have you ever been affected by gamma ray bursts?
2. Have you ever experienced a heat wave?
3. Have you ever been hit in the head with hail?
4. Have you ever been adversely affected by drought?
5. Have you or your family ever been affected by a health disaster or an epidemic?
6. Have you ever survived a flood?
8. Have you ever survived an earthquake?
9. Have you ever survived a forest fire?
10. Have you ever been struck by lightning?
11. Have you ever been stuck in quicksand?
12. Have you ever fallen into a sink hole?
13. Have you ever been humped by Andy Dick?
14. Have you ever survived a hurricane?
16. Have you ever witnessed a volcanic eruption?
17. Have you ever survived a limnic eruption?
18. Have you ever survived a landslide?
19. Have you ever survived a tsunami?
20. Have you ever survived an avalanche?
21. Have you ever experienced famine?
22. Have you ever been affected by a solar flare?
24. Have you ever survived a nuclear meltdown?
25. Have you ever survived a meteorite impact?
Tell us your total in the comments!
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