September 13, 2011
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Boobs, Breasts, Knockers, Melons, Jugs, Ta-Tas, Fun Bags, Bazoongas, Tits, Honkers, Headlights, Hooters … whatever you call them, they’re just plain gross! Previously we’ve discussed why vaginas and penises are gross. Now it’s time to discuss those big, gross boobs of yours…
1. They flop around and need a special article of clothing to contain them.
2. They produce a natural beverage.
3. Over the years they begin to sag.
4. Boob sweat collects under the boob and can cause rashes or irritation.
5. They look like an ass on your chest.
6. Some have those blue veins running through them.
7. The nipples can be misshapen and sometimes look like pink erasers.
8. Some women get implants to make these gross things even bigger.
9. Sometimes one is bigger than the other.
10. Straight guys like to titty fuck them.