Before we bid farewell to the 2011 Cocky Awards, we have one final award to hand out. Today, on the dawn of 2012, let’s join together to appreciate our final award recipient.
The 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award winner is none other than … POLT’S ASS!
With this award, we at Cocky & Rude pledge to always appreciate its nakedness, whiteness and utter flatness. Thought it is true that Polt’s ass has been the butt of many jokes here at Cocky & Rude, we also acknowledge that as bloggers, we respect and admire everything about it. And fear not — just because Polt’s ass has earned the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award DOES NOT MEAN that we will retire the image in any way. We at C&R will strive to do Polt’s ass justice as we move forward into the future. Congratulations: Polt’s Ass. You truly earned it.
Now please stand as the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award runner-up, Rebecca Black, performs an original composition to the tune of her smash single, Friday, entitled: Polt’s Ass.
Congratulations to Polt’s ass and all of the 2011 Cocky Award winners!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
As I mentioned yesterday, Craig missed Saturday’s Puntabugang C&R AAArrrrrrmy Party because he was suffering from a urinary tract infection. But just how did Craig manage to infect his penis with disgusting bacteria? Here’s 10 of my theories…
Once upon a time our favorite butter loving southern belle, Paula Deen, jumped on the back of fellow Food Network star Robert Irvine and a meme was born. I thought it was hilarious and sent in some submissions. They posted six, but some didn’t make it. Sadness! And the premise of some of my submissions popped up much later from other contributors (and looked inferior, might I add). Outrageous! After bitching (and moaning) to Adam about it, he suggested I send them to C&R to post. But Paula Deen Riding Things is so 5 months ago. Instead, here is the ever awesome Tam. Riding things. Enjoy!
Tam goes to the movies:
Spidertam!
I think I hear banjos, eh?
Tam and children’s lit.
Where the wild things are… with Tam of course!
Up in the air – with Tam!
Two of my favorite ladies!
Tam and carrot tops.
Did I mention I’m going to see Kathy?? Second row!! SO EXCITED!
Unicorn chaser, anyone?
Tam and her trusty steeds.
The four Tams of the apocalypse
Tam’s got a ticket to ride, and she don’t care.
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