Cocky&Rude

Ladies and gentleman, please allow me to welcome you to the first annual Cocky Awards! Throughout the month of December, Mikey and I have be awarding these glorious trophies to all our favorites of 2010. Now it’s your turn to toss out some trophies! It’s time to reveal who you have voted for this month in Part One of our Reader’s Choice Cocky Awards!

Our first category asked readers who their favorite Rainbow Poo Crap Pack Member is. The poll garnered 14 votes, and the winner with 64.29% of the vote is… Michelle McKee! Runners up are Rainbow Poo with 21.43% of the vote and Babwa Wawas with 14.29% of the vote. Congratulations Michelle!

Our second category asked readers who their favorite Rainbow Poo villain is. The poll garnered 13 votes, and the winner with 38.46% of the vote is… Justin Bieber! Runner is are Lindsay Lohan with 23.08%. After Ms. Lohan; Dick Cheney, Ellen Degeneres, Tom Cruise, Polt and Lady Gaga all received a single vote. Oddly, Polt and Lady Gaga have never appeared in a Rainbow Poo story. Congratulations Justin Bieber!

Our third category asked readers who their favorite Twitter user is. The poll garnered 15 votes, and the winner with 26.67% of the vote is… @filmphile79! Yes, our own Mikey received the most votes! Runners up are @hoteltuesday (Enrico from Hotel Tuesday) with 20% of the vote and a tie between @Puntabulous (Craig from Puntabulous) and @RyanWithCupcake (Ryan of the Ryan With The Cupcake fame) with 13.33% of the vote. Congratulations Mikey!

Yes, yes, I know … those were the boring categories (no offense intended to the cartoon version of Michelle or Justin Bieber). Tomorrow we will find out which frequent commenter you deemed Funniest, Sexiest and Favorite, and which blog (after Cocky & Rude, of course) is your favorite! Check back tomorrow for the exciting results in our last blog post of 2011!