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One week in the life of Michelle M.
I was at a loss about what to post, so here’s a rundown of my exciting, fun-filled week. Monday – It rained. I went grocery shopping, did laundry, ironed and watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tuesday – The digital arts class I wanted to take was closed, so I signed up for painting. [...]
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Have You Ever… Shat?!
Shat – past tense of shit Verb. 1. vulgar. Expel feces from the body. 2. vulgar. Soil one’s clothes as a result of expelling feces accidentally. The rules to Have You Ever?! are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, [...]
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My 2012 Resolutions
Now that 2011 is drawing to a close, it’s time to make resolutions for 2012! Now, I could make my usual resolutions – lose weight, exercise, finish that novel, go back to school… but why bother. Word is it’s the end of days! So I’m going to live large and make this year count. Here [...]
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It’s Taste Test Time!
There are certain brands that I always buy or order because I think that they are superior. But am I just being blindly loyal or do I really think they are the best? The only way to know is to compare them with their competitors in a blind taste test. So join Harry and me [...]
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The Cocky Chronicles 1.07
Episode 1.01 | Episode 1.02 | Episode 1.03 | Episode 1.04 | Episode 1.05 | Episode 1.06
Bloggy Friends, Comic Strips, Music, Music, MUSIC! Alanis Morissette, book one, border patrol, Canada, Canadian Border, censored, continued, dessert, destination, drive, faces, getting into, guard, hungry, idiots, IP address, ironic, lunch, Oprah, oprah winfrey, Ottawa, passports, pathetic, Perez Hilton, previously, rainbow poo, ride, scream, Smart, smart car, STOP, straight, The Cocky Chronicles, to be continued, travel, warn, working
Have You Ever … With Craig?!
Craig is known round the world for his humor, puns, height, dim-wittiness and superior [tiny] cocksmanship. And as everyone’s second favorite blogger celebrates his birthday this week, we at C&R ask you this simple question: Have You Ever… With Craig?! Let’s find out. The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, [...]
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2nd Annual Cocky & Rude Oscar Contest
The Oscar Awards are right around the corner … and we’re excited! That’s why C&R is bringing you the 2nd Annual Cocky & Rude Oscar Contest. Simply cast your ballot and you’ll be entered to win this year’s prize: A Movie Watcher’s Prize Pack (valued at approx. $15!). The prize includes an assortment of seven [...]