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Sports are Stupid! Here’s 50 Things To Do Instead of Watching the Super Bowl…

1. Clip your toenails.
2. Organize your grocery store coupons.
3. Admire Polt’s ass.
4. Twiddle your thumbs.
5. Stare at the wall.

6. Watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet.
7. Read a book.
8. Watch The Notebook to balance out the world.
9. Organize a box of Fruit Loops by color.
10. Call all your butch friends who are watching the Super Bowl, just to chat.

11. Roll pennies.
12. Watch paint dry.
13. Clean out your closet.
14. Stuff everything that you took out of your closet into another closet.
15. Alphabetize your DVDs.

16. Comb your back hair.
17. Go shopping.
18. Clean out your refrigerator.
19. Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors.
20. Clean the dead bugs out of your ceiling lamps.

21. Make sure that everything hanging in your home is perfectly level.
22. Tweeze your eyebrows.
23. Catch up on Glee.
24. Look up naked women on the Internet and ponder why vaginas are just so damn disgusting.
25. Actually read one of those m/m short stories that Tam is always reviewing.

26. Masturbate.
27. Watch grass grow.
28. Play solitaire.
29. Add hundreds of pointless life events to your Facebook timeline.
30. Organize your porn.

31. Prune your pubes.
32. Microwave random things until they explode.
33. Perfect a foreign accent.
34. Plot world domination.
35. Perform an interpretive dance of LMFAO‘s I’m Sexy and I Know It.

36. Bake and decorate a cake.
37. Plan your future wedding.
38. Go grocery shopping (the store will be EMPTY).
39. Re-read every C&R post and comment on all of them.
40. Actually visit Our T.V. Night (because no one ever does).

41. Build a sex machine.
42. Nap.
43. Compose a C&R guest post and email it to Adam.
44. Learn the beautiful art of flower arraigning.
45. Drink alcohol until you pass out.

46. Lick the black mold that’s growing on your bathroom wall.
47. Clean your house.
48. Exercise.
49. Go see a movie.
50. Dream up 50 more things that you could do instead of watching the Super Bowl.

Special thanks to Mikey and Craig for their assistance with this post.

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Have You Ever … In The Autumn?!

Autumn began last Friday, September 23rd. With its cool, crisp weather and stunning natural beauty, autumn is the perfect time of year to enjoy the great outdoors. From weekend trips to local recreation, opportunities for fall fun abound! What have you done in the autumn? Let’s find out.

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have you ever?!

1. Have you ever raked leaves?
2. Have you ever jumped into a pile of leaves?
3. Have you ever gone apple picking?
4. Have you ever consumed warm apple cider?
5. Have you ever made caramel apples?
6. Have you ever gone pumpkin picking?
7. Have you ever baked a pumpkin pie from scratch?
8. Have you ever planted mums in the autumn?
9. Have you ever purchased and decorated with gourds?
10. Have you ever hung Indian corn on your front door?
11. Have you ever made a scarecrow?
12. Have you ever decorated and filled a cornucopia?
13. Have you ever decorate the outside of your home with hay bales and/or corn stalks?
14. Have you ever driven more than an hour away just to see some beautiful fall foliage?
15. Have you ever gone for a hike in the autumn?
16. Have you ever gone camping in the autumn?
17. Have you ever warmed up next to a campfire in the autumn?
18. Have you ever posed for a photo in front of colorful fall foliage?
19. Have you ever gone to a haunted house?
20. Have you ever gone on a hayride?
21. Have you ever gone to a corn maze?
22. Have you ever gone to a harvest festival?
23. Have you ever dressed like a pilgrim?
24. Have you ever spent a Sunday watching football?
25. Have you ever debated whether or not “autumn” is a better word than “fall”?

Tell us your total and your exciting upcoming autumn plans in the comments.

Just Another Manic [Cyber] Monday!

There are just so many random thoughts running through my mind!  It must be just another Manic Monday!

Did you know that it’s Cyber Monday?  Really, how could you not?  If you’re anything like me, you’ve received about fifty emails over the past few days from online retailers offering you all sorts of amazing once-in-a-lifetime deals.  So today, as a one-day sale, Cocky & Rude is offering you FREE daily blog posts until the end of the year! OMG!

Leslie Nielsen died! Nooo00000000o!

As I’m writing this post, please be aware that I’m suffering from an awful case of hiccurps.  UGH they’re awful!

Like all great weekends, I spent lots of time with my loved ones saw THREE movies this weekend!  On Friday night I saw Burlesque, which was silly, fun, and predictable, but HARDLY as awful as all the reviews claim.  Saturday I saw Harry Pothead and the Deadly Halloween, which was moderately amusing.  Sorry, I’m not a big Harry Potter fan.  Sunday I saw a movie based on MY life, called 127 Hours!  It was aammaazziinngg!  It totally made me want to go hiking, get stuck and lop off my own arm.  Go see it now!

My diet of all noni berries, all the time continues.

Sunday turned into a Tamblyn-themed day for me.  After seeing Amber Tamblyn in 127 Hours, I watched West Side Story, which stars her father, Russ Tamblyn!  He was cuter in the WSS days than he was in the Twin Peaks days.

I keep singing Free Blood’s Never Hear Surf Music Again (the song from the 127 Hours trailer).  It has a great beat!

Is it too early for Christmas?  I’ve already hung the outside lights at my mom’s house and my tree is up and decorated.  Let’s get this damn season over with!

Yea, yea, I keep singing Show Me How You Burlesque too… (and too bad Harry’s theme is a snore!)

Cher’s face is starting to look like an alien.

That’s right, there’s a lot of movies and general pop culture bouncing around in my melon.  What’s on your mind, this Manic Monday?

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