There are just so many random thoughts running through my mind! It must be just another Manic Monday!
Did you know that it’s Cyber Monday? Really, how could you not? If you’re anything like me, you’ve received about fifty emails over the past few days from online retailers offering you all sorts of amazing once-in-a-lifetime deals. So today, as a one-day sale, Cocky & Rude is offering you FREE daily blog posts until the end of the year! OMG!
Leslie Nielsen died! Nooo00000000o!
As I’m writing this post, please be aware that I’m suffering from an awful case of hiccurps. UGH they’re awful!
Like all great weekends, I spent lots of time with my loved ones saw THREE movies this weekend! On Friday night I saw Burlesque, which was silly, fun, and predictable, but HARDLY as awful as all the reviews claim. Saturday I saw Harry Pothead and the Deadly Halloween, which was moderately amusing. Sorry, I’m not a big Harry Potter fan. Sunday I saw a movie based on MY life, called 127 Hours! It was aammaazziinngg! It totally made me want to go hiking, get stuck and lop off my own arm. Go see it now!
My diet of all noni berries, all the time continues.
Sunday turned into a Tamblyn-themed day for me. After seeing Amber Tamblyn in 127 Hours, I watched West Side Story, which stars her father, Russ Tamblyn! He was cuter in the WSS days than he was in the Twin Peaks days.
I keep singing Free Blood’s Never Hear Surf Music Again (the song from the 127 Hours trailer). It has a great beat!
Is it too early for Christmas? I’ve already hung the outside lights at my mom’s house and my tree is up and decorated. Let’s get this damn season over with!
Yea, yea, I keep singing Show Me How You Burlesque too… (and too bad Harry’s theme is a snore!)
Cher’s face is starting to look like an alien.
That’s right, there’s a lot of movies and general pop culture bouncing around in my melon. What’s on your mind, this Manic Monday?
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Sports are Stupid! Here’s 50 Things To Do Instead of Watching the Super Bowl…
1. Clip your toenails.
2. Organize your grocery store coupons.
3. Admire Polt’s ass.
4. Twiddle your thumbs.
5. Stare at the wall.
6. Watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet.
7. Read a book.
8. Watch The Notebook to balance out the world.
9. Organize a box of Fruit Loops by color.
10. Call all your butch friends who are watching the Super Bowl, just to chat.
11. Roll pennies.
12. Watch paint dry.
13. Clean out your closet.
14. Stuff everything that you took out of your closet into another closet.
15. Alphabetize your DVDs.
16. Comb your back hair.
17. Go shopping.
18. Clean out your refrigerator.
19. Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors.
20. Clean the dead bugs out of your ceiling lamps.
21. Make sure that everything hanging in your home is perfectly level.
22. Tweeze your eyebrows.
23. Catch up on Glee.
24. Look up naked women on the Internet and ponder why vaginas are just so damn disgusting.
25. Actually read one of those m/m short stories that Tam is always reviewing.
26. Masturbate.
27. Watch grass grow.
28. Play solitaire.
29. Add hundreds of pointless life events to your Facebook timeline.
30. Organize your porn.
31. Prune your pubes.
32. Microwave random things until they explode.
33. Perfect a foreign accent.
34. Plot world domination.
35. Perform an interpretive dance of LMFAO‘s I’m Sexy and I Know It.
36. Bake and decorate a cake.
37. Plan your future wedding.
38. Go grocery shopping (the store will be EMPTY).
39. Re-read every C&R post and comment on all of them.
40. Actually visit Our T.V. Night (because no one ever does).
41. Build a sex machine.
42. Nap.
43. Compose a C&R guest post and email it to Adam.
44. Learn the beautiful art of flower arraigning.
45. Drink alcohol until you pass out.
46. Lick the black mold that’s growing on your bathroom wall.
47. Clean your house.
48. Exercise.
49. Go see a movie.
50. Dream up 50 more things that you could do instead of watching the Super Bowl.
Special thanks to Mikey and Craig for their assistance with this post.
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