Normally I avoid all things BSA (because, well, I’m not “morally straight“) but this
was too good to pass up. Of course, I had to make a few additions to the color chart.
I’m sure these will all be included in the next edition of the Boy Scout handbook.
Autumn began last Friday, September 23rd. With its cool, crisp weather and stunning natural beauty, autumn is the perfect time of year to enjoy the great outdoors. From weekend trips to local recreation, opportunities for fall fun abound! What have you done in the autumn? Let’s find out.
The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have you ever?!
1. Have you ever raked leaves? 2. Have you ever jumped into a pile of leaves? 3. Have you ever gone apple picking? 4. Have you ever consumed warm apple cider? 5. Have you ever made caramel apples? 6. Have you ever gone pumpkin picking? 7. Have you ever baked a pumpkin pie from scratch? 8. Have you ever planted mums in the autumn? 9. Have you ever purchased and decorated with gourds? 10. Have you ever hung Indian corn on your front door? 11. Have you ever made a scarecrow? 12. Have you ever decorated and filled a cornucopia? 13. Have you ever decorate the outside of your home with hay bales and/or corn stalks? 14. Have you ever driven more than an hour away just to see some beautiful fall foliage? 15. Have you ever gone for a hike in the autumn? 16. Have you ever gone camping in the autumn? 17. Have you ever warmed up next to a campfire in the autumn? 18. Have you ever posed for a photo in front of colorful fall foliage? 19. Have you ever gone to a haunted house? 20. Have you ever gone on a hayride? 21. Have you ever gone to a corn maze? 22. Have you ever gone to a harvest festival? 23. Have you ever dressed like a pilgrim? 24. Have you ever spent a Sunday watching football? 25. Have you ever debated whether or not “autumn” is a better word than “fall”?
Tell us your total and your exciting upcoming autumn plans in the comments.
Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club: ROUND TWO! The rules to the game are simple. Each week we’ll re-introduce our fighters. We’ll give them each a chance to speak their mind. Then we’ll put the results to vote. You’ll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky & Rude Fight Club! Let’s meet this week’s fighters…
Each week of Round Two, we’ll drop three Round One winners into the ring and see who remains standing after a 24-hour Cocky & Rude Fight Club vote. Today’s contestants are: Paul, VUBOQ & FDot.
Wow, this match up reminds me of the fight scene in Star Trek: Generations. Three old guys, beating the crap out of each other in the rocky desert. Since I am obviously the Malcolm McDowell in this battle, I will concede to my two opponents. Now everyone had to decide who the “Kirk” is. -Paul
Can one man defeat Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, Joey McIntyre, Jordan Knight, Jonathan Knight, Brian Littrell, Nick Carter, A. J. McLean, & Howie Dorough? Of course he can! In his C&R Fight Club bout, VUBOQ faced off against NKOTBSB (the New Kids on the Block / Backstreet Boys super group). VUBOQ destroyed the nine boy-banders with 88% of the popular vote.
I’m really bad at trash talk. So, um, I guess I’ll win because Paul and FDot seem really nice and I’m not really nice. So there. Take that. -VUBOQ
Ok. Let’s see….. My competition is a guy who grew facial hair in an homage to Star Trek and a guy who consumes so much homemade hooch he addresses his blog posts to juvenile cats. Is there any need to trash talk? I just have to sit back and wait. Paul’s good counterpart will beam him back to the Terran Empire while VUBOQ’s operation will shortly be shut down by a joint task-force involving Uncle Jesse and Boss Hogg. As for myself, in case anyone has forgotten what my homemade chocolate chip cookies taste like, a win in Fight Club will surely allow me to refresh some people’s memories. That, and I’m awesome. -FDot
Who will win in the battle of Paul vs. VUBOQ vs. FDot? There’s only one rational way to decide who will win this battle. We’re putting this no-holds-barred fight to a vote. The poll will be open for approximately 24 hours, and you may vote as many times as you want. That’s right — we’re not blocking repeat votes, so vote now and vote often for your favorite Cocky & Rude Fight Club opponent.
Check back on Sunday for the results!
Thanks to Michelle M., Paul & VUBOQ for your assistance with this post!
Summer is in full swing, and with the warm season comes something that we all look forward to: Summer Vacations! This week’s Have You Ever?! quiz focuses on that more-affordable vacation option: The Road Trip. Most of us have taken road trips at some point in our lives, whether it’s a trip that’s a few hours away, or a trip across the country. Whatever the length of your travels, we’re about to find out what kind of adventures you’ve had.
The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have You Ever?!
1. Have you ever ever gone on a road trip? 2. Have you ever gone on a road trip with no set destinations? 3. Have you ever taken a driving break, just to stretch your legs? 4. Have you ever sang 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, all the way through? 5. Have you ever made a pit stop to use some free (or stolen) wi-fi? 6. Have you ever gotten lost? 7. Have you ever driven straight through the night? 8. Have you ever spent the night at a sleazy motel? 9. Have you ever spent the night in your car? 10. Have you ever stayed at a campground for the night? 11. Have you ever camped out by the side of the road? 12. Have you ever consumed an entire meal while driving? 13. Have you ever not been able to find somewhere to eat? 14. Have you ever visited more than 3 states in a single day? 15. Have you ever visited more than 7 states in a single trip? 16. Have you ever gone days without a shower? 17. Have you ever showered at a coin-operated shower? 18. Have you ever dried laundry or towels by laying them out in the sun or hanging out the window of a moving car? 19. Have you ever peed in a container while driving? 20. Have you ever pooped on the side of the road? 21. Have you ever run out of gas or broken down? 22. Have you ever had an entire argument and then made up with your travel companion without ever leaving the car? 23. Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker? 24. Have you ever had sex with a hitchhiker or stranger that you met on the road? 25. Have you ever had sex at a rest stop or on the side of the road?
Take a break from driving and tell us your total in the comments!
So how did you spend your Valentine’s Day? Out and about with the one you love? Or maybe you sat at home and cried while furiously masturbating and eating chocolates that you bought yourself on clearance at WalMart? Who cares! It’s a new day, and here at C&R we don’t judge you! We love all of our readers the same (except for Michelle M., who we love just a little bit more than the rest of you). So in the spirit of non-judgment, it’s time to embark upon what may be the most disgusting Have You Ever?! quiz since our last incredibly disgusting Have You Ever?! quiz! That’s right — today we’re going to ask you about your deep, dark self-consumption secrets. The rules are the same as they always are. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments section.
Have You Ever…
1. Have you ever tasted your own blood? 2. Have you ever tasted one of your own boogers?
3. Do you consume your own boogers on a regular basis? 4. Have you ever tasted your own ear wax? 5. Have you ever purposefully tasted your own sweat? 6. Have you ever consumed your own fingernails? 7. Have you ever consumed your own toenails? 8. Have you ever licked your hand? 9. Have you ever licked your foot? 10. Have you ever purposely consumed your own hair? 11. Have you ever consumed a scab? 12. Do you consume your own scabs on a regular basis? 13. Have you ever tasted your own acne pus? 14. Have you ever tasted your own tears? 15. Have you ever consumed flakes of your own dry skin? 16. Have you ever pulled off and consumed bits of your skin? 17. Have you ever pulled off and consumed bits of your own scalp? 18. Have you ever tasted your own urine? 19. Have you ever tasted your own feces? 20. Have you ever tasted your own semen? 21. Do you consume your own semen on a regular basis? 22. Have you ever tasted your own vaginal fluids? 23. Have you ever tasted your own menstrual fluids? 24. Have you ever injured yourself to the point of needing medical attention after removing and consuming a piece of your own body? 25. Have you ever been diagnosed and/or treated for problems stemming from self-cannibalism?
When you’re finished eating yourself, tell us your total in the comments!
Autumn began last Friday, September 23rd. With its cool, crisp weather and stunning natural beauty, autumn is the perfect time of year to enjoy the great outdoors. From weekend trips to local recreation, opportunities for fall fun abound! What have you done in the autumn? Let’s find out.
Have you ever?!
8. Have you ever planted mums in the autumn?
15. Have you ever gone for a hike in the autumn?
Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club: ROUND TWO! The rules to the game are simple. Each week we’ll re-introduce our fighters. We’ll give them each a chance to speak their mind. Then we’ll put the results to vote. You’ll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky & Rude Fight Club! Let’s meet this week’s fighters…
Summer is in full swing, and with the warm season comes something that we all look forward to: Summer Vacations! This week’s Have You Ever?! quiz focuses on that more-affordable vacation option: The Road Trip. Most of us have taken road trips at some point in our lives, whether it’s a trip that’s a few hours away, or a trip across the country. Whatever the length of your travels, we’re about to find out what kind of adventures you’ve had.
When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
4. Have you ever sang 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, all the way through?
13. Have you ever not been able to find somewhere to eat?
21. Have you ever run out of gas or broken down?
So how did you spend your Valentine’s Day? Out and about with the one you love? Or maybe you sat at home and cried while furiously masturbating and eating chocolates that you bought yourself on clearance at WalMart? Who cares! It’s a new day, and here at C&R we don’t judge you! We love all of our readers the same (except for Michelle M., who we love just a little bit more than the rest of you). So in the spirit of non-judgment, it’s time to embark upon what may be the most disgusting Have You Ever?! quiz since 
Have You Ever…
9. Have you ever licked your foot?
19. Have you ever tasted your own feces?
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