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Spring’s FINAL Piss Puddle Game!
It’s been quite a while since my last Piss Puddle game … and there’s actually a reason. A month or so ago, Adam and I were shopping at our local fancy pet boutique (Walmart) and we decided that it was healthier for me and better for the environment to switch to a all-natural, corn-based kitty [...]
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One week in the life of Michelle M.
I was at a loss about what to post, so here’s a rundown of my exciting, fun-filled week. Monday – It rained. I went grocery shopping, did laundry, ironed and watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tuesday – The digital arts class I wanted to take was closed, so I signed up for painting. [...]
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It’s Your Friday Five!
This week I decided to do something a little different with the Friday Five. I invited four of the C&Rmy to contribute their favorites of the week, and with our powers combined … I present Your Friday Five! 1. Laura Dern (submitted by Craig) Laura Dern winning a Golden Globe for Enlightened was about the [...]
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Have You Ever… Shat?!
Shat – past tense of shit Verb. 1. vulgar. Expel feces from the body. 2. vulgar. Soil one’s clothes as a result of expelling feces accidentally. The rules to Have You Ever?! are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, [...]
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C&R BLACKOUT BINGO!
Congratulations to john for being the first to call C&R bingo! Enjoy your as yet to be determined fabulous prize! But why should all the fun (and fighting) stop here? It’s time for BLACKOUT BINGO! Be the first to blackout out all the squares and win – squares that you have already X’d out still [...]
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Have You Ever… While Peeing?!
Let’s face it. YOU LOVED MY POST ABOUT PEEING! Everyone did. It’s the talk of the town. Two people even gave it 5 stars. That’s the most starts that anyone can give a post! Yay! (Both people were me.) And let it never be said that I don’t give the people what they want. You [...]
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Have You Ever… With A Condom?!
February 14th – 21st is National Condom Week! Originating at the University of California, Berkeley in the ‘70s, National Condom Week is a great time to focus on the importance of safe sex. With Valentine’s Day serving as the kick-off for National Condom Week, we’re reminded to love ourselves enough to prevent the spread of [...]