Here’s how we play: I’ll ask a question and someone will answer it in the comments section. Then they will ask the next question. The next person to comment will answer that question and then ask one of their own. And so on and so forth.
For example:
Me: Who is your favorite person?
Comments:
Adam: Michelle M.!
What is your favorite food?
Mikey: Cheese
What is your favorite toy?
Craig: Legos
What is the last book you read?
Tam: Something M/M porny.
What is your favorite color?
Polt: Purple
Where was the last place you went on vacation?
Etc., etc.
If two people comment at the same time, the first commenter’s answer and question take precedence (and the slower commenter can always ask again later).
Also, feel free to answer any of the questions asked or have a discussions on the topic, but only the first person to reply gets to start a new thread with a follow up question. Make sense? God, I hope so. Here we go!
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.
Earlier this week, you voted on two of the final categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards. They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger & 2011 Second Favorite Blog.
Here are the results!
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger goes to…
MICHELLE M.!
The award for 2011 Second Favorite Blog goes to…
POLT’S PALACE and
VICIOUS.UNREPENTANT.BITTER.OLD.QUEEN!
Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
MICHELLE M., POLT’S PALACE and
VICIOUS.UNREPENTANT.BITTER.OLD.QUEEN!
THE 2011 COCKY AWARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
winner will be revealed on 1/1/12!
(And that’s the end of the 2011 Cocky Awards, so quit yer bitch’n)
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.
Earlier this week, you voted on the three categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards. They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter, Favorite 2011 C&R Series, and 2011 C&R Fan Favorite. Here are the results!
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter goes to…
MICHELLE M.
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Series goes to…
C&R MATCH GAME!
The award for 2011 C&R Fan Favorite goes to…
POLT’S ASS!
Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
Michelle M., C&R Match Game and Polt’s Ass!
The 2011 Cocky Awards continue next week!
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners. One vote per IP address.
THIS WEEK’S CATEGORIES ARE:
Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter
Favorite 2011 C&R Series
2011 C&R Fan Favorite
For Michelle M’s birthday, C&R invited a whole bunch of Michelle’s best bloggy friends to send her some happy birthday wishes. (Oh, and Photoshopping was strongly encouraged.) Here’s what everyone had to say…
From Tam…
Michelle is that sassy str8 friend every boy and girl wishes they had. She’s not afraid to
lay it on the line, and tell it like it is. She’s ready to let rip with the advice like:
“What, what, what are you doing?”
“Slow down, crazy! Slow down.”
“You big slut! good for you!”
“Put that camera down!”
“You stupid bitch!”
“You’re gonna write a sad poem in your journal, and move on.”
Michelle knows that a good cocktail and some straight talk is all it takes to get her friends back on the right path. Luckily we can all depend on her wisdom and firm hand to help us in our time of need. She also gives the bestest gifts and is thoughtful in the extreme. Happy birthday Michelle, the best sassy str8 friend I know.
From Chris D…
Original Photoshop by Michelle M., Birthday Remix by Chris D.
From Polt…
M is for many smiles and laughs you’ve given us.
I is for the ingeniousness of your Photoshops!
C is for the cuteness you just ooze from your dainty lil pores.
H is for Harry, how blessed he is to be Mr. Michelle M.!
E is for the elf-like stature you possess.
L is for the love we all feel for you.
L is for how lucky we all are to know you.
E is for excellent guest posts, gifts, and Photoshops you’ve done for us all.
And the other M. is just an upside down W, to symbolize Wonder Woman. And
that’s what you are, Michelle M., a woman of wonder!
Happy Birthday Michelle M.!!!!!
HUGS….
From Mush…
From VUBOQ…
From FDot…
From John…
Happy Birthday Michelle, the best blog commenter on the planet! Disclaimer: the number of candles does not accurately reflect Michelle’s actual age. No bunnies were harmed in the production of this image.
From Mr. Sombrero…
Happy Birthday From Mr. Sombrero and his kitty, Tesla!
From Craig…
From David P.…
Happy Birthday to the Marvelous, Magical, Mysterious, Munificent and Mighty Michelle M.!!!
From Mikey & Ty…
Happy Birthday Michelle!
From Paul…
Since I have no Photoshop skills I would
like to present Michelle with her birthday pie chart.
From Enrico…
Happy Birthday to the only person on Earth who could make a Britney/Ke$ha/Katy/P!nk/Kelly collabo even better!
And finally, from Adam…
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| Mikey on BC&RL 2013: Part 2 |
| poltguy on BC&RL 2013: Part 2 |
Find Out Who Has The Biggest Boy-Parts! (NSFW)
While innocently surfing the Internet, I stumbled upon some survey results from a few years ago. It seems that the reputable source, Condomania.com has determined a unique rankings of average penis size in the 50 states. Here’s Condomania’s results, ordered by largest to smallest penis:
By now you’ve scanned the list to see where you rank. Are you lucky enough to be living in well-endowed New Hampshire? Or maybe you’re living in Micropenisville, Wyoming? Most of the C&R frequent commenters living in the following 8 states … and here’s how we measure up:
The results turned out quite well for the presumably well-hung Mikey, Craig, Ty, Josh, Jere and the rest of our New York commenters. Unfortunately those of us in New Jersey (like myself) and Maine didn’t quite measure up. But as those of us who are a bit less than well endowed often claim: it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.
A final note … New Yorkers shouldn’t whip out their junk and celebrate too quickly. When Condomania.com ranked the 20 most populated U.S. cities by their average penis size, some new facts were revealed:
It’s good news for commenters like Harry, Ryan and VUBOQ, who live in or near San Diego and Washington D.C. It looks like they may out-measure a few of our New York City friends after all.
So how do you measure up? Are these lists accurate? And what city and state will you be visiting on your next vacation?
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