January 18, 2011
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Are you a big huge freak’n nerd? It’s time to admit the truth. But don’t worry, you’re among friends! Today’s Have You Ever?! quiz will finally draw a line in the sand. Cool kids to the left, nerds to the right. You know the drill. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments section. It’s so easy that even a cool (dumb) kid should be able to take this quiz!
HAVE YOU EVER…
1. Have you ever played World of Warcraft?
2. Have you ever attended a Star Trek convention?
3. Can you name more than 12 characters from Star Wars?
4. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?
5. Have you ever read Manga?
6. Have you ever played a video game for more than 12 hours straight?
7. Have you ever skipped meals and showers to keep playing a video game?
8. Have you ever solved a Rubik’s Cube?
9. Have you ever argued Ewoks vs. Tribbles with someone?
10. Can you do a good Jar Jar Binks impression?
11. Can you name more than 8 elements on the Periodic Table of Elements?
12. Can you name Pi decimals past 3.14?
13. Have you ever written fan fiction?
14. Have you ever been a member of a chess club?
15. Can you speak (even a little) Latin?
16. Do you commonly use the term “frack” in general conversation?
17. Have you ever played Magic: The Gathering?
18. Have you ever worn a pocket protector?
19. Have you ever read a television show novelization (Star Trek books, etc.)?
20. Do you (or have you ever) owned more than 100 comic books?
21. Can you speak (even a little) Klingon?
22. Have you ever been to a midnight showing of a movie?
23. Have you ever (or have you ever wanted) to watch all three of the extended editions of the Lord of the Rings movies back-to-back?
24. Do you own more action figures than the average 12 year old?
25. Have you ever debated who the best Star Fleet captain is?
Tell us your total in the comments!
December 15, 2010
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Are you really, really old? Or maybe you’re really, really, really old? Dust yourself off, prop yourself up, and answer these questions quickly. You might die soon. You know the drill! For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points, and post your total in the comments section.
1. Did you see Star Wars in the theater in 1977?
2. Did you ever fight Hitler?
3. Were you there when Washington crossed the Delaware?
4. Do you remember when Pong was cutting edge?
5. Have you ever ridden a High Wheel Bicycle?
6. Have you ever owned a slave?
7. Have you ever played lawn darts?
8. Have you ever started a car with a hand crank?
9. Have you ever seen a test pattern on TV?
10. Did you ever have sex before “safe sex”?
11. Do you yell at war movies, “That’s not how it happened!!” …which you know, because you were there?
12. Have you ever given makeup tips to Cleopatra?
13. Are you hoarding state quarters and 2 dollar bills, but you don’t know why?
14. Have you ever purchased something from a TV home shopping show?
15. Have you ever ridden on the back of a brontosaurus?
16. Would you be reallllly rich right now if your mom hadn’t thrown away all your comic books?
17. Have you ever seen The Beatles perform live?
18. Have you ever pledged allegiance to a flag with less than 50 stars?
19. Did you ever own a car phone?
20. Did you ever own a giant mobile phone?
21. Do you remember computers without mouses?
22. Do you remember computers with punch cards?
23. Did you ever walk from Asia to North American?
24. Has a page of a Sears Roebuck catalog ever cleaned your bum?
25. Do you have gray pubes?
OMG you’re ancient! Now shove your saggy parts out of the way and tell us your score.