This is it! The final week is complete! Today we reveal the winner of Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3, the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh! But before we make it official and name Ryan as the winner, let’s check in with our contestants one final time and find out how they’re doing. How do they feel about the contest? Are they proud or disappointed? Would they do it again? Here’s what they had to say, in order of Rudest Loser to Biggest Cock:
MR. SOMBRERO: 8th Place, RUDEST LOSER!
It’s been quite a ride. I’m nowhere near the goal I set for myself but I did manage to lose few tiny pounds of blubber. I think I would be better at it if I didn’t have to write all these weekly updates 8-/ (was that the right emoticon for rolling eyes? Anywho, I will continue ‘participating’ even after this contest is done so maybe by the next round I’ll be more disciplined. And now, if you’ll excuse me, imma go celebrate with señor Cuervo.
POLT: 7th Place!
So this is then, the Final Week. Comparing this with my first photo, you can see I lost the weight, but kept all the skin. *SIGH* What did I think of the contest? Same as the others, although it was fun to check each week and see how everybody else was doing. Would I do it again? Sure why not? I’ve been in all three of them so far, right? Why not a fourth, if there is one? And how did I do? Well, I didn’t lose as much weight as I wanted, but then again, weight loss has always been a secondary goal. I’m on the diet to get my blood sugar under control, per the doctor. And I won’t know how successful I was at that until the middle of June when I get my blood work results. But at any rate, it was fun, congrats to everyone who did better than me (which I presume is everyone else), and I’ll see ya all again in the fourth contest (if there IS one).
ADAM: 6th Place!
I managed to lose of bit of weight during the course of BC&RL3, but overall I’m fairly disappointed with myself. I had hoped to jump start a significant weight loss and that didn’t happen … yet. Losing weight is a constant battle and I really just need to get my head in the game. Am I proud of myself? Yes! Somebody’s gotta be proud of me! ((self hug)) Would I do it again? OF COURSE! (It’s my website, I don’t have a choice!) Love to you all and congrats to Ryan!!
TWOPI: 5th Place!
I’m submitting the same photo that I started this competition with, as I feel like I’m just getting started on my diet, WWO-style. I’m pleased that I managed some modest weight loss in BC&RL3, but I need more dramatic changes to get to where I want to be.
TAM: 4th Place!
Well, overall I’m disappointed in my result. I know it’s mostly because I didn’t exercise but it did make me more conscious of what’s going into my mouth, not a bad thing and it’s nice to know I’m not the only slack ass out there who can’t stick to a diet. Yay for the lazy dieters club. I intend on keeping up the efforts and keep trying. Maybe I’ll even put more effort in. Or not. I’m not sure but I’m going to not be so oblivious as I go forward, so thanks for that C&R, it’s been fun, sort of.
MICHELLE M.: 3rd Place!
I’m sad the contest is over. Because I’m only about halfway to my goal weight – I went from being a hippo to a pig. But I’m proud of myself because I lost 7 pounds. It’s hard for me to lose weight now that I’m older, so I’ll take what I can get. Too bad I didn’t work out… But I’m going to keep on keepin’ on until I lose the rest of the weight. I don’t want to have to participate in BC&RL 4 next year!
MIKEY: 2nd Place!
Am I proud of myself? YES! I lost more weight in this round of BC&RL than I did in the previous rounds. Also, I’m eating healthier and going to continue to lose weight even now that this stupid thing is over. I will celebrate by commencing operation starvation. Will I do the contest again? YES. Especially if I can end up winning like he was formerly in cupcake form.
RYAN: 1st Place, BIGGEST COCK!!!
I am happy to have lost some more weight, but I’m a little disappointed that I wasn’t as disciplined as last time. At least I’m no longer embarrassed to take off my shirt.
And now the results:
Cooking and washing dishes are for losers. Why not just go to a restaurant? They cook for you, they serve you, they wash the dishes. But what have you done at a restaurant? We’re about to find out.
You know the rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
1. Have you ever gone to a restaurant?
2. Have you ever worked at a restaurant?
3. Have you ever sent food back?
4. Have you ever ordered off the menu?
5. Have you ever eaten alone at a restaurant?
6. Have you ever suspected that the kitchen staff had done something gross (spit, etc.) in your food?
7. Have you ever done something gross (spit, etc.) on someone’s food while working at a restaurant?
8. Have you ever found a foreign object in your food (hair, fingernail, insect, rodent, etc.) at a restaurant?
9. Have you ever had food or drinks accidentally spilled on you by restaurant staff at a restaurant?
10. Have you ever yelled at another diner at a restaurant?
11. Have you ever yelled at a waiter/waitress?
12. Have you ever demanded a discount or that you shouldn’t have to pay?
13. Have you ever been annoyed at the waiter/waitress and not tipped?
14. Have you ever stolen the tip from another table at a restaurant?
15. Have you ever dined and dashed (skipped out on the check)?
16. Have you ever left a giant tip (50%+) at a restaurant?
17. Have you ever thrown food at another person while at a restaurant?
18. Have you ever had waitstaff sing to you on your birthday at a restaurant?
19. Have you ever been kicked out of a restaurant (for any reason)?
20. Have you ever consumed so much at a restaurant that they took your picture and hung it on the wall?
21. Have you ever done something gross (blown your nose, left your chewing gum, etc.) in your cloth napkin?
22. Have you ever stolen tableware (cloth napkin, utensils, mugs, glasses, plates, etc.) from a restaurant?
23. Have you ever vomited in the dining room of a restaurant?
24. Have you ever done anything sexual under the table (handjob, blowjob, groping, etc.) at a restaurant?
25. Have you ever had sex with a waiter or waitress (or other staff member) at a restaurant?
Please leave your total and a tip in the comments.
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It’s National HIV Testing Day 2012 … Have You Ever Been Tested?!
The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have You Ever…
1. Have you ever worn an AIDS Awareness pin or red ribbon?
5. Have you ever encouraged a friend to be tested for HIV?
13. Have you ever refused to have unprotected sexual relations with a partner until they were tested for HIV?
19. Have you ever had an HIV scare? (You thought that you might test positive)
2. Have you ever been tested or checked for an STD?
3. Have you ever been anonymously tested for HIV?
4. Have you ever been tested by your family doctor for HIV?
6. Have you ever gone with a friend to get tested for HIV?
7. Have you ever encouraged a sexual partner to be tested for HIV?
8. Have you ever gone with a sexual partner to get tested for HIV?
9. Have you ever had a partner ask you to get an HIV test?
10. Have you ever dated someone who tested positive for HIV?
11. Have you ever stopped dating someone because they tested positive for HIV?
12. Have you ever refused to have protected sexual relations with a partner until they were tested for HIV?
14. Have you ever had protected sex with someone whose HIV status you didn’t know?
15. Have you ever had unprotected sex with someone whose HIV status you didn’t know?
16. Have you ever had sexual relations with someone you knew was HIV+?
17. Have you ever had sexual relations with someone you later found out was HIV+?
18. Have you ever been concerned that you had HIV based upon banal symptoms (common cold, or something)?
20. Have you ever had a false positive HIV test?
21. Have you ever been tested positive for HIV?
22. Have you ever had a friend or family member who is HIV+?
23. Have you ever lost a friend or family member to an AIDS related illness?
24. Have you ever lost a (current or former) partner to an AIDS related illness?
25. Have you ever played Adventures in Sex City to learn more about sexual health?
Find out more about the National HIV Testing Day 2012 at NAPWA.org.
Thanks to Craig & Mikey for your help with this post!
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