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It’s The Friday Five!

60 Comments Posted by Adam on February 10, 2012

C&R’s last crowdsourced Friday Five was such a hit that I’ve decided to do it again. Here’s your Friday Five! From Polt: What did I love about this week? Freshly laundered bedsheets, still warm from the dryer. Slapping these little slices of heaven right on the bed and then sliding between them, rolling onto your [...]

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One week in the life of Michelle M.

23 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on January 30, 2012

I was at a loss about what to post, so here’s a rundown of my exciting, fun-filled week. Monday – It rained. I went grocery shopping, did laundry, ironed and watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tuesday – The digital arts class I wanted to take was closed, so I signed up for painting. [...]

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A Holiday Gift Extravaganza!

26 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on December 12, 2011

This week the California lottery mega millions jackpot was $116,000,000. It dawned on me that if I won, I could do some holiday shopping for my bloggy friends. So after some careful consideration I made out my ChristmasHanukkahKwanzaaWhatever list. So keep your fingers crossed that I win* and you just might find the following under [...]

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Cooper’s First Halloween

16 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on November 5, 2011

The world’s cutest parakeet had an awesome Halloween. After he carved his pumpkin he tried on some costumes. He wanted to be a slutty green parakeet, but I had to put my foot down. He went as a ghost instead. He made quite a haul. Someone was giving out raisins. He was not too pleased [...]

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It’s The Cocky & Rude Match Game!

16 Comments Posted by Adam on October 27, 2011

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This Year’s Hottest Costume: Michelle M!

17 Comments Posted by Adam on October 26, 2011

Last year, the hottest Halloween costume of the year in the United States (and Canada!) was Rainbow Poo. This year, the Cocky & Rude crew are predicting that every little boy and girl that knocks on your door and begs for candy will be dressed as our very own Michelle M. Click here (or the [...]

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Homeless, Hacker or Hipster?

18 Comments Posted by Michelle M. on September 12, 2011

Last week Mr. M. and I were in La Jolla (where the wealthy, the great white shark and Ryan sans cupcake live). While we were waiting at a stoplight a scraggly man with a cup of coffee crossed the street in front of us. We pondered whether he was currently without home or perhaps just [...]

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Tag Archives: california

One week in the life of Michelle M.

A Holiday Gift Extravaganza!

Cooper’s First Halloween

It’s The Cocky & Rude Match Game!

This Year’s Hottest Costume: Michelle M!

Homeless, Hacker or Hipster?

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