Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club: ROUND TWO! The rules to the game are simple. Each week we’ll re-introduce our fighters. We’ll give them each a chance to speak their mind. Then we’ll put the results to vote. You’ll pick which combatant will decimate their opponent in the knock-down, drag-out brawl of Cocky & Rude Fight Club! Let’s meet this week’s fighters…
Each week of Round Two, we’ll drop three Round One winners into the ring and see who remains standing after a 24-hour Cocky & Rude Fight Club vote. Today’s contestants are: Paul, VUBOQ & FDot.
Paul was our only contestant to face off against a destructive natural disaster. Back on May 26th, Paul defeated a tornado in the C&R Fight Club battle of Swirl vs. Swirl with an impressive 93% of the popular vote.
Wow, this match up reminds me of the fight scene in Star Trek: Generations. Three old guys, beating the crap out of each other in the rocky desert. Since I am obviously the Malcolm McDowell in this battle, I will concede to my two opponents. Now everyone had to decide who the “Kirk” is. -Paul
Can one man defeat Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, Joey McIntyre, Jordan Knight, Jonathan Knight, Brian Littrell, Nick Carter, A. J. McLean, & Howie Dorough? Of course he can! In his C&R Fight Club bout, VUBOQ faced off against NKOTBSB (the New Kids on the Block / Backstreet Boys super group). VUBOQ destroyed the nine boy-banders with 88% of the popular vote.
I’m really bad at trash talk. So, um, I guess I’ll win because Paul and FDot seem really nice and I’m not really nice. So there. Take that. -VUBOQ
In the epic battle of Fan Favorite vs. Fan Favorite, we pitted Hollywood’s Tom Hanks against Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 2 Fan Favorite, FDot. It was a struggle until the end, but FDot managed to beat the highest all time box office star with 67% of the popular vote.
Ok. Let’s see….. My competition is a guy who grew facial hair in an homage to Star Trek and a guy who consumes so much homemade hooch he addresses his blog posts to juvenile cats. Is there any need to trash talk? I just have to sit back and wait. Paul’s good counterpart will beam him back to the Terran Empire while VUBOQ’s operation will shortly be shut down by a joint task-force involving Uncle Jesse and Boss Hogg. As for myself, in case anyone has forgotten what my homemade chocolate chip cookies taste like, a win in Fight Club will surely allow me to refresh some people’s memories. That, and I’m awesome. -FDot
Who will win in the battle of Paul vs. VUBOQ vs. FDot? There’s only one rational way to decide who will win this battle. We’re putting this no-holds-barred fight to a vote. The poll will be open for approximately 24 hours, and you may vote as many times as you want. That’s right — we’re not blocking repeat votes, so vote now and vote often for your favorite Cocky & Rude Fight Club opponent.
Check back on Sunday for the results!
Thanks to Michelle M., Paul & VUBOQ for your assistance with this post!
Did anyone really expect VUBOQ to be defeated by a pack of wimpy boy-banders in the latest edition of Cocky & Rude Fight Club? Nah… we didn’t think so. The nine boys of NKOTBSB fell quickly to VUBOQ’s mighty umbrella and homemade pottery storm, who defeated them with an impressive 88% (totaling 83 votes) of the 94 votes cast. NKOTBSB received only 12% of the vote (11 votes). We at Cocky & Rude suspect that NKOTBSB’s dance moves and lip-syncing stood no match for VUBOQ, who surprise-attacked them on the top floor of the cheapest roach-infested motel in town. Sadly, it’s all they could afford. Bye, Bye, Bye! (oops, wrong boy band…)
Congratulations, VUBOQ!
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Have You Ever… Been Girlie?!
The rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have you ever?!
1. Have you ever worn a tiara?
5. Have you ever used scented stationery?
12. Have you ever gotten a manicure or pedicure?
18. Have you ever dotted your “i”s with smiley faces or hearts?
2. Have you ever squealed when seeing a mouse, bug or snake?
3. Have you ever worn pink clothing?
4. Have you ever asked someone to open a jar for you?
6. Have you ever carried around a small dog?
7. Have you ever eaten an entire box of chocolates?
8. Have you ever carried on over a teen idol or boy band?
9. Have you ever watched a chick flick?
10. Have you ever cried to get out of a ticket?
11. Have you ever played with My Little Ponies?
13. Have you ever ordered a fruity/girlie cocktail?
14. Have you ever colored your hair?
15. Have you ever worn make-up?
16. Have you ever had more than 4 pillows on your bed?
17. Have you ever had more than 20 pairs of shoes?
19. Have you ever played with a paper fortune teller?
20. Have you ever taken a bubble bath (as an adult)?
21. Have you ever had a slumber party?
22. Have you ever asked for directions?
23. Have you ever gone clothes shopping for fun?
24. Have you ever not gone out because you feel too ugly/fat/frumpy?
25. Have you ever read a romance novel?
Now get out your calculator (because math is hard!) and tell us your score in comments.
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