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As many of you already know, Mikey is jetting off to South Africa tomorrow.  A few hours ago, I called him on the telephone (so old fashioned!) to wish him a safe trip.  He was screening his calls busy and couldn’t answer, so I left him a voice mail.  Here it is for you to enjoy, courtesy of a very accurate Google Voice translation:

Hi Mikey, it’s Adam, your favorite out on the whole world. Just wanted to tell you if you have a great time and South Africa to be safe. Have fun and remember that if you are different content it’s not. She that So Sex about the South African that, but I will tell 5 You know it’s all types of assault secret. Just use protection, because who knows what’s going on over there and Be safe, have fun. Have a great time. Email me if you need anything. Like if you want me to Josh New York and like If you can. Ties windows and make sure you savings so And to make sure you’re not like mastering too often, or anything. Whatever. Just let me know. Send me an email as bye bye and That’s it, just a fun be safe. I love you, come back and Yeah, so bye bye.