Before we bid farewell to the 2011 Cocky Awards, we have one final award to hand out. Today, on the dawn of 2012, let’s join together to appreciate our final award recipient.
The 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award winner is none other than … POLT’S ASS!
With this award, we at Cocky & Rude pledge to always appreciate its nakedness, whiteness and utter flatness. Thought it is true that Polt’s ass has been the butt of many jokes here at Cocky & Rude, we also acknowledge that as bloggers, we respect and admire everything about it. And fear not — just because Polt’s ass has earned the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award DOES NOT MEAN that we will retire the image in any way. We at C&R will strive to do Polt’s ass justice as we move forward into the future. Congratulations: Polt’s Ass. You truly earned it.
Now please stand as the 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award runner-up, Rebecca Black, performs an original composition to the tune of her smash single, Friday, entitled: Polt’s Ass.
Congratulations to Polt’s ass and all of the 2011 Cocky Award winners!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners. One vote per IP address.
THIS WEEK’S CATEGORIES ARE:
Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger
2011 Second Favorite Blog
Of course we assume that Cocky & Rude is your favorite blog…
but the real question is: What’s your 2011 Second Favorite Blog?
This week’s results will be revealed on Saturday 12/24/11.
After this week, there’s only one more 2011 Cocky Award to announce:
THE 2011 COCKY AWARD
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
The winner of this coveted prize will be revealed on 1/1/12!
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.
Earlier this week, you voted on the three categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards. They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter, Favorite 2011 C&R Series, and 2011 C&R Fan Favorite. Here are the results!
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter goes to…
MICHELLE M.
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Series goes to…
C&R MATCH GAME!
The award for 2011 C&R Fan Favorite goes to…
POLT’S ASS!
Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
Michelle M., C&R Match Game and Polt’s Ass!
The 2011 Cocky Awards continue next week!
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners. One vote per IP address.
THIS WEEK’S CATEGORIES ARE:
Favorite 2011 C&R Commenter
Favorite 2011 C&R Series
2011 C&R Fan Favorite
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners.
Earlier this week, you voted on the second group of categories in the 2011 Cocky Awards. They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Comment, 2011 C&R Reader Most Deserving of Their Own Blog, and Favorite 2011 C&R Cartoon Character.
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Comment goes to…
HARRY!
“Apparently I cheated on Michelle with Adam.” on My Last Meal
Links to posts: STEPHEN HAWKING vs. TY CONE!, My Last Meal, 10 Reasons Why Penises Are Gross, BC&RL2 First Elimination Post, C&R Fight Club: OPRAH vs. MICHELLE M.
The award for 2011 C&R Reader Most Deserving of Their Own Blog goes to…
CRAIG!
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Cartoon Character goes to…
TWEETING TAM!
Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
Harry, Craig & Tweeting Tam!
The 2011 Cocky Awards continue next week!
It’s the end of 2011, and than can only mean one thing: it’s time for the 2011 Cocky Awards! This year’s awards will be determined solely by your votes. Each week, C&R will present you with a few categories. Each week, you’ll place your vote before the polls close at approximately 12:00 Noon (EST) each Friday. Then each weekend, we’ll revel the latest winners. One vote per IP address.
THIS WEEK’S CATEGORIES ARE:
Favorite 2011 C&R Comment
2011 C&R Reader Most Deserving of Their Own Blog
Favorite 2011 C&R Cartoon Character
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It’s the 2011 Cocky Awards!
Earlier this week, you voted on two of the final categories of the 2011 Cocky Awards. They were: Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger & 2011 Second Favorite Blog.
Here are the results!
The award for Favorite 2011 C&R Blogger goes to…
MICHELLE M.!
The award for 2011 Second Favorite Blog goes to…
POLT’S PALACE and
VICIOUS.UNREPENTANT.BITTER.OLD.QUEEN!
Congratulations to these Cocky Award winners of 2011:
MICHELLE M., POLT’S PALACE and
VICIOUS.UNREPENTANT.BITTER.OLD.QUEEN!
THE 2011 COCKY AWARD LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
winner will be revealed on 1/1/12!
(And that’s the end of the 2011 Cocky Awards, so quit yer bitch’n)
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