The Cocky & Rude Compatibility Quiz
Recently the C&Rmy was asked to take a compatibility quiz. After compiling and scrutinizing the data (aka, giving it Harry and making him figure out the percentages), the results were in. Here are your best and worst matches. Love is in the air, so if you need to, dump your significant other, fly across the [...]
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It’s Taste Test Time!
There are certain brands that I always buy or order because I think that they are superior. But am I just being blindly loyal or do I really think they are the best? The only way to know is to compare them with their competitors in a blind taste test. *Harry and I did not [...]
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What’s Grinding My Gear
This week has been an exercise in frustration. I’ve been trying to sign up for a class at the local community college (digital art, in case you care. Or don’t.) and have been met with one obstacle after another. So annoying! Anyway, the whole experience got me thinking about all the other things that irritate [...]
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C&R BLACKOUT BINGO!
Congratulations to john for being the first to call C&R bingo! Enjoy your as yet to be determined fabulous prize! But why should all the fun (and fighting) stop here? It’s time for BLACKOUT BINGO! Be the first to blackout out all the squares and win – squares that you have already X’d out still [...]
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I Don’t Want To Hold Your Hand
According to Wikipedia, handshaking was practiced in ancient Greece as far back as the 5th century BC. And some researchers have suggested the handshake may have been introduced in the Western World by Sir Walter Raleigh during the late 16th century. Either way, handshaking is gross and I don’t want to do it. Just thinking [...]
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One week in the life of Michelle M.
I was at a loss about what to post, so here’s a rundown of my exciting, fun-filled week. Monday – It rained. I went grocery shopping, did laundry, ironed and watched The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Tuesday – The digital arts class I wanted to take was closed, so I signed up for painting. [...]