Hey, kids, Uncle Polt of Polt’s Palace here! Do to his obsession with Polt’s Ass, there’s no way Adam could focus long enough to do this post, even though I know he wants to. So I graciously decided to surprise him and do it FOR him! So here we go with….
Have You Ever…Been Polt’s Ass?
The rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
Have you ever?!
1. Have you ever been white?
2. Have you ever been hairy?
3. Have you ever been flat?
4. Have you ever been used repeatedly in C&R posts?
5. Have you ever been plastered all over a July photo in a calendar?
6. Have you ever been masturbatory material for Craiggers?
7. Have you ever been deserving of your own regular C&R feature?
8. Have you ever had a $100 bill sticking out of an orifice?
9. Have you ever had an arm, hand and dumbbell thrusting out of you?
10. Have you ever been seen to be laying in the middle of a street?
11. Have you ever been a victim of a freaky obsession by the even more freaky Adam?
12. Have you ever been responsible, consistently, for an increase in comments on C&R posts?
13. Have you ever been slapped by Kris?
14. Have you ever been a reason why Adam will never get rich?
15. Have you ever been admired by someone instead of them watching the super bowl?
16. Have you ever been assumed to be the exact and total opposite, like a big power bottom, of what you actually are, like a butch masculine top?
17. Have you ever been dancing….ahem, cheek to cheek with Paul’s insanely cute boyfriend Travis?
18. Have you ever been a blog post tag on C&R?
19. Have you ever been called “award-winning” by Adam?
20. Have you ever been told you’d be a good thing to pee on?
21. Have you ever been the recipient of The 2011 Lifetime Achievement Cocky Award?
22. Have you ever had Rebecca Black sing a song about you?
23. Have you ever been the C&R fan favorite?
24. Have you ever been part of The 12 Days Of Whatever?
25. Have you ever been a consolation prize to someone if Michelle M. doesn’t win the lottery?
Now, try to pull your eyes away so you can total up your score and tell us what you got in the comments!
(A special Polt-thanks to Michelle M. for allowing me to have one of her Mondays, and another special Polt-thanks to Mikey, for posting this for so it could be a total surprise to Adam!)
HUGS……
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How does anyone know about 6 (except for Craig of course)?
those of us are, we know about it, Cupcake, oh…we know…….
HUGS…
6 and all thanks to Twitter Tam. Sigh.
2! Thankfully!
9 I think, which is slightly terrifying.
ZERO!
Bullshit! At the very least, everyone here has been a tag at some point.
nope, I scored a zero
Adam, are you saying you are not white?
that is what i am saying
Well he IS ginger…..but I dont think that means he’s not white as well….
HUGS>..
“Have you ever been a reason why Adam will never get rich?”
YES! YOU ARE STANDING IN YOUR OWN WAY JACKASS!
I am rich
Not even #14?
Great minds
Not even #14.
By the way Polt, there will be retribution for your attempt to “surprise” me on my own blog. And it will come in the form of tomorrow’s C&R post.
Surprises are snapping. You should love this.
Snapping? WTF autocorrect. Although maybe that will be my new catch phrase “that movie was snapping”.
Hmm, well from his ‘threats’ I’m really hoping the ‘surprise’ is snapping…kinda like ‘jolly good’ when in London, right? Innit?
HUGS…
1+2+18 = 3.
This post is snapping.
9.
“Snapping”? LOVE it!
Two. Though I’m kind of hoping for three.
oh, snap!