Cocky&Rude

26 Responses to Fat Betty in “How Many Things Can Betty Jam Into Her Mouth?”

1. Tam July 25, 2012 at 7:48 am

   Wait. What? Now we’ll never know. I’m still going with 85.

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2. Craig July 25, 2012 at 8:15 am

   ∞

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3. poltguy July 25, 2012 at 8:29 am

   I think I’ll guess she can fit an entire bag of Bugles in her mouth, as well as 2.5 pounds of dustballs, one of her slippers, that old rotten carrot slice that fell off the counter and rolled under the fridge, and the cat.

   There, did I win?

   HUGS….

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4. Mikey July 25, 2012 at 10:10 am

   10. Bags. 10 Bags of bugles. Also…can we talk about bugles? I always thought they tasted like old cornchips combined with someone’s bunion.

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   • TwoPi July 25, 2012 at 11:22 am

     Wow. I have no idea what they taste like, but after reading that I think I’ll forego any attempt to find out.

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   • Craig July 25, 2012 at 12:54 pm

     Stop nibbling on Adam’s bunion!

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   • Adam July 25, 2012 at 1:59 pm

     They’re very salty and a little less dense than corn chips. I used to stick them on the tips of my fingers like crusty fingernails before eating them. I therefore always equate them with fingernails… yum!

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     • poltguy July 25, 2012 at 3:30 pm

       My fingertips have never tasted like bunions. Or cornchips for that matter.

       HUGS…

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5. Mikey July 25, 2012 at 5:22 pm

   i

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6. Mikey July 25, 2012 at 5:22 pm

   hope

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7. Mikey July 25, 2012 at 5:22 pm

   this

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   • Mikey July 25, 2012 at 5:24 pm

     and this

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8. Mikey July 25, 2012 at 5:23 pm

   makes

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9. Mikey July 25, 2012 at 5:23 pm

   Adam

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10. Mikey July 25, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    happy

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11. POLT July 25, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    Why? Was he whining about the amount of comments? He should have had Polt’s Ass make a cameo appearance at the end. That alone is guaranteed 20 comments right there.

    HUGS…

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    • Adam July 25, 2012 at 9:04 pm

      I’m holding you to that — Polt’s Ass makes an appearance tomorrow

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      • poltguy July 25, 2012 at 9:40 pm

        *SIGH*

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        • Adam July 25, 2012 at 9:48 pm

          Like you don’t actually love it. And quit using asterisks, that’s Justin’s job.

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        • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake July 25, 2012 at 10:03 pm

          Something is missing.

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          • poltguy July 25, 2012 at 11:24 pm

            HUGS…?

            HUGS…

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            • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake July 25, 2012 at 11:47 pm

              And balance was restored to the universe.

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12. Michelle M. July 25, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Betty has such a potty mouth. I’m going to guess a truckload of Bugles with enough room left over for a can of Reddi Wip.

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13. The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake July 25, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    I’m pretty sure that Betty can unhinge her jaw like a snake.

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    • Adam July 25, 2012 at 9:05 pm

      It’s not even attached to her face!

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      • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake July 25, 2012 at 9:08 pm

        Wow! I hadn’t realized Betty was Canadian.

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