Polt at the Movies












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62 Responses to Polt at the Movies

  1. Tam July 24, 2012 at 7:21 am

    Who knew Jimmy Stewart was such a strong man he could lift that chick up like that? Huh.

    I have to agree with Polt’s ass on Forrest Gump and Lord of the Rings.

  2. poltguy July 24, 2012 at 8:18 am

    That may be Pol’ts Ass’s take on the movies, but Polt’s take on them is as follows:

    Pulp Fiction: Overrated, but okay.
    12 Angry Men: Love it! And there really wasn’t anyone in that I wanted to see bang each other.
    Silence of The Lambs: Never saw it. or the comic book.
    Raiders Of The Lost Ark: Entertaining, but pretty cliched. And hairthings always make a movie better.
    Fight Club: Good the first time around, but doesn’t stand up to repeated viewings. And there’s clearly was NOT enough nudity.
    The Empire Strikes Back: The best of the series. And thank GOD there was no Jar Jar in it!
    Incpetion: Never saw it either…although with JGL in it, you’d think I would have!
    Forrest Gump: Never saw it. And with my diabetes, I don’t need any boxes of chocolates.
    Lord Of the Rings: Amwazing. The last one did drag on a bit too much, what with Frodo’s seven or eight deaths in it.

    Hmmm, perhaps me and my ass should have a reoccuring feature where we revies movies together. To get the WHOLE Polt experience.

    HUGS…

    • Craig July 24, 2012 at 8:58 am

      YOU NEVER SAW INCEPTION!!!!??? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!

      • drpara July 24, 2012 at 10:26 am

        Inception sucked, there, I said it.

        • Craig July 24, 2012 at 11:07 am

          You’re dumb.

        • Craig July 24, 2012 at 11:10 am

          Anyone who says they don’t like Inception is just saying it to be difficult and different.

          • Adam July 24, 2012 at 11:11 am

            I agree with Craig!

            • Craig July 24, 2012 at 11:16 am

              I agree with Adam!

              • Tam July 24, 2012 at 11:26 am

                I believe a now have the first sign of the apocalypse. Run everyone. Save yourselves.

              • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 11:31 am

                For God’s sake would you guys just get a room already.

                HUGS….

                • Adam July 24, 2012 at 11:36 am

                  No thanks, we’re not interested in each other in ((that)) way.

                  • Craig July 24, 2012 at 11:52 am

                    I agree with Adam again!

          • drpara July 24, 2012 at 1:29 pm

            Negative, I just didn’t like it. I’m not all dazzled by special effects, I thought it was boring and it was actually something I had really wanted to see.

            • Craig July 24, 2012 at 1:45 pm

              I’m not dazzled by special effects either, I just thought it was a really cool story that also happened to have very cool effects and action. Just my humble (LOLZ) opinion.

        • Michelle M. July 24, 2012 at 5:33 pm

          I didn’t really care for it either. It was just okay – but because of all the hype I thought it was going to be mind-blowing.

          • Craig July 24, 2012 at 10:48 pm

            WHAT?! You’re wrong, but I forgive you. I nub nu.

            • Michelle M. July 24, 2012 at 11:46 pm

              Awww. I nub nu, too!

    • Adam July 24, 2012 at 2:54 pm

      Do you mean, “My ass and I?”

      • Craig July 24, 2012 at 2:58 pm

        YES

  3. Craig July 24, 2012 at 8:59 am

    LOVE THIS! Polt’s ass has such bad taste, just like his owner! I think the It’s a Wonderful Life one is my favorite!

    • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 9:25 am

      But I’m told Polt’s Ass tastes so good! :D

      HUGS….

  4. Craig July 24, 2012 at 8:59 am

    Now let’s talk about how dumb Polt is for not liking Dark Knight Rises! SO DUMB!

    • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 9:25 am

      Disappointing. Althought Catwoman rocked. And JGL was adorable as always.

      HUGS….

      • Craig July 24, 2012 at 9:35 am

        YOUR OPINION IS WRONG IT WAS SO GOOD

        • Adam July 24, 2012 at 9:36 am

          THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN WAS GOOD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POLT’S OPINIONS ARE STUPID!

          • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 10:08 am

            *SIGH* So my opinions are wrong and stupid…..and that’s it? I spent a whole…bunch of paragraphs explaining why the movies sucked (well Spider-Man sucked, Batman was just a big disappointment), and all I get in rebuttel is “wrong” and “stupid”?

            This is what’s wrong with America nowadays.

            HUGS….

            • Adam July 24, 2012 at 10:11 am

              YOU’RE WHAT’S WRONG WITH AMERICA NOWADAYS!!!!!!

              • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 11:32 am

                Ya know, contrary to what Fox Noise will tell you, whoever screams the loudest does in fact NOT win the argument. :)

                HUGS….

                • Adam July 24, 2012 at 11:39 am

                  No, but a popular vote does win the argument. Current votes on IMDB = “Ratings: 9.2/10 from 104,612 users” and Rotten Tomatoes gives the movie a score of 87% (critics) and 93% (fans)

                  • Craig July 24, 2012 at 11:53 am

                    WINNAR!!!!!

                  • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm

                    Actually, whoever gets the most votes doesn’t always win….ask Al Gore about that.

                    HUGS….

            • Craig July 24, 2012 at 10:12 am

              DIE NEWB!

            • Mikey July 24, 2012 at 12:03 pm

              rebuttal !!! Ha!

  5. Mikey July 24, 2012 at 9:36 am

    I would like to see a Polt’s ass review of Twitter Tam…it would a AMAZING

    • Adam July 24, 2012 at 9:37 am

      I think that would make the universe fold in half, and then explode

    • Tam July 24, 2012 at 10:03 am

      Polt’s as loves Twitter Tam. We talk about cute boys, drink Canadian beer and laugh.

      • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 10:06 am

        Shawn Ashmore, Labatt’s Blue, and snickering the Canadian accent…what could BE more fun! :)

        HUGS…

  6. drpara July 24, 2012 at 10:32 am

    1. Meh
    2. Meh
    3. Great
    4. Great
    5. The book was better
    6. Not a big Star Wars fan
    7. Hated Inception, thought it was boring and stupid and was annoyed when people tried to go on and on about how it was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
    8. Good
    9. Never seen (I know, but I’m a jaded old man now and would probably tear it to shreds while watching it like I did Gone with the Wind, which I found hilarious to no end.)
    10. Meh

  7. Adam July 24, 2012 at 10:36 am

    FYI, all of these movies came from the the top part of IMDB’s Top 250 … so anyone that disagrees that these movies are great is clearly a fool. (Or at least not in agreement with the masses.)

    • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 11:36 am

      Im rarely in agreement with the masses. I voted for Dukakis. I hate fireworks. I love the man on man buttsechs. I’ve only seen one season of American Idol and have no desire to see another. I prefer British alternative music to any of the drivel being put out in the USA. I can not understand the allure of baseball. I’ve never paid over 30 dollars for a pair of shoes.

      See? But that doesn’t mean I’m wrong or stupid….just unique. And not a sheeple, blindly following the herd all lemming-like. :)

      HUGS….

      • Adam July 24, 2012 at 11:40 am

        (DIRECT QUOTE) Polt just said: “I’m wrong or stupid”

        • Craig July 24, 2012 at 11:54 am

          I HEARD THAT TOO! OMG POLT IS SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!! (or wrong)

        • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 12:04 pm

          You DO watch Faux News a lot, dont you Adam, taking things out of context and shouting and all.

          And ya know, I still have yet to hear a single point as to why the movie didn’t suck (in the case of SPider-man, or wasn’t a disappointment in the case of Batman). You think I’m stupid? You think I’m wrong? Fine for you. But that still doesn’t change the fact the movie was a huge disappointment.

          And a lot of people liked it? Fine. But a lot of people liked moving all the Indians onto reservations and stealing their land. And a lot of people liked the idea of putting Japanese Americans into internment camps. And a lot of people liked Hitler so much the voted him in as their leader. So the argument that a lot of people like it, is in real good company, isn’t it? :)

          HUGS….

          • Craig July 24, 2012 at 12:20 pm

            YOU’RE A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!!!

          • Craig July 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

            I loved that part where Liam Neeson’s hair was different. That part was EPIC BRO!!!!

          • Adam July 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm

            I don’t have to justify anything. This is my blog and my opinions are correct. THAT’S RIGHT BITCH, I WIN!

            • Craig July 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm

              So roll me further bitch!

          • Adam July 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

            BTW, the only parts I read were you saying: “I’m stupid … I’m wrong” and then something about how you like Hitler and want to put Japanese Americans into internment camps. SHAME ON YOU!

            • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

              No Adam, dearest, there are some things I want to do with Japanese Americans, especially those with hairthings, that are unmentionable in mixed company,but through them into internment camps is not one of them.

              And really, just cause you’ve got the attention span of fruitfly on crack and can’t read what I’ve written STILL does not make you right. (althought I really can’t argue with that part about this being your blog). :)

              HUGS….

              • Adam July 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

                “Japanese Americans, especially those with hairthings … through [sic] them into internment camps”

                • Craig July 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm

                  GASP! POLT!!!!

  8. Adam July 24, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Today we learned:
    1. Polt has awful movie taste.
    2. DrPara is an idiot for not liking Inception.
    3. Everything Adam says is right.
    4. Craig is awesome.
    5. Polt likes Hitler.
    6. Polt wants to put all Japanese Americans (especially those with hairthings) into internment camps.
    7. Adam is awesome.
    8. Polt doesn’t know the difference between “through” and “throw”

    • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 3:04 pm

      6. Hmm, well if Polt could be in charge of that camp…and it only housed Japanese Americans twinkies with haithings…maybe.
      8. Adam doesn’t know the difference between a good movie and a bad one.

      HUGS….

      • Adam July 24, 2012 at 3:07 pm

        You know that I can delete your comments, right? :)

        • TwoPi July 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

          Settle.

          • Adam July 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm

            John! I’ve been wondering where you disappeared to … I see you’ve been hiding inside TwoPi!

            • TwoPi July 24, 2012 at 5:56 pm

              Now I’ve got this song (and this ballet!) stuck in my head.

    • Craig July 24, 2012 at 4:27 pm

      4 and 7 are so so so so so true! 8 is amazing.

  9. POLT July 24, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    I’m particularly enjoying the fact that a post about my ass has garnered over 50 comments. When’s the last time the comment count got so high? :)

    HUGS…

    • melliots July 24, 2012 at 5:37 pm

      No kidding. All of my posts from now on are just going to be a picture of your bum with Willow Shield’s unibrow photoshopped on it.

      • poltguy July 24, 2012 at 7:25 pm

        We’ve had worse things on here. :)

        HUGS….

  10. melliots July 24, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    I have seen all of these movies.

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