The REAL Reasons Behind Tom & Katie’s Divorce!











Thanks to Craig for his assistance with this post!


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20 Responses to The REAL Reasons Behind Tom & Katie’s Divorce!

  1. The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake July 11, 2012 at 12:16 am

    That mustache is hideous.

  2. Craig July 11, 2012 at 7:33 am

    OMG “Rock Hard for Ages” is amazing!

  3. poltguy July 11, 2012 at 8:23 am

    I think they split up because they both wanted Craiggers and fought endlessly about who would get him.

    HUGS…

    • Craig July 11, 2012 at 9:42 am

      YES

  4. Mikey July 11, 2012 at 9:30 am

    These are awesome…but I honestly think that they had some agreement or Katie was just drugged.

  5. drpara July 11, 2012 at 10:34 am

    The contract expired and if you’re one to believe blind items, here’s more to the story:

    When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.

    Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.

    She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret.

    • Craig July 11, 2012 at 11:08 am

      1. David Beckham; 2. Darren Criss; 3. Jeremy Renner

      • Tam July 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

        Tim Tebow, Toby Keith, Mel Gibson.

      • Mikey's FiancĂ© Ty July 11, 2012 at 11:32 am

        God, I hope not! That would ruin all three for me! Tam’s are MUCH better.

      • Mikey's FiancĂ© Ty July 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

        Actually, Craig seems to be tracking the conventional wisdom on 1 and 3. I can live with that. But the c/w on the musician seems to be Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20. Phew!

      • Adam July 11, 2012 at 12:25 pm

        OMG SO HOT … the three of them should make a video and send it to me.

        • Mikey July 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm

          I definitely think that Mr. Cruise prefers dudes, but the rumors about all the secret relationships seem like a bit of gay male fantasy. On on one hand it seems to make sense since both parties have a reason to be discreet, but on the other hand it seems like a pr nightmare waiting to happen.

          • The Ryan Sans Cupcake July 11, 2012 at 1:45 pm

            Everyone in Hollywood isn’t gay and sleeping with each other?!

            • Adam July 11, 2012 at 2:57 pm

              I just assumed that that was the truth!

          • drpara July 11, 2012 at 6:23 pm

            Well, for every name that gets tossed around, there’s a few that have confirmations but agendas that can’t allow said things to be made public knowledge. Cruise/Travolta = Scientoholycrapthesepeoplearefuckingnuts, Kellan Lutz = Hot young male lead, Jeremy Renner = Weathered male action start about to undertake a franchise (Bourne) and may take another too (Mission Impossible.) Basically, it’s all one thin rope for all them to walk on but when it comes down to it, too much of “Guns are Fun!” America would probably not be able to look past it and studio’s can’t have those backwood places not dumping their moonshine covered whiskers into that pool.

            • vuboq July 11, 2012 at 7:21 pm

              I guess this is a little late, but I’d say the musician would be Kenny Chesney. B/c, y’know, he had the whole sham-marriage to Renee Z, who was in that “show me the money” movie with Tom. So Renee obviously married Kenny to detract attention from Kenny and Tom’s torrid affair. Or something. Right?

  6. Tam July 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

    So John Travolta is a leather daddy? I used to think Tom was hot, now he’s just weird.

    • poltguy July 11, 2012 at 3:39 pm

      John and Tom were BOTH hot….circa 1982. Now…meh.

      HUGS…

      • poltguy July 11, 2012 at 3:39 pm

        Course, having said that, I’d still do them both. At the same time even. Just for bragging rights alone. :)

        HUGS…

  7. Michelle M. July 11, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    I think it’s a little from column Gay and a little from column B.

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