The rules: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.
1. Have you ever barbecued a big slab of meat?
2. Have you ever camped in the woods?
3. Have you ever climbed to the top of a mountain?
4. Have you ever bench pressed 200 pounds?
5. Have you ever ordered a scotch on the rocks?
6. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
7. Have you ever played rugby?
8. Have you ever repaired a car?
9. Have you ever used tools for home repairs?
10. Have you ever engaged in fisticuffs?
11. Have you ever eaten an entire habanero pepper?
12. Have you ever gone all in at a game of poker?
13. Have you ever grown a full beard?
14. Have you ever served in the military?
15. Have you ever practiced martial arts?
16. Have you ever driven a motorcycle?
17. Have you ever gone deep sea fishing?
18. Have you ever built a fire?
19. Have you ever rung the bell with a hammer at the fair’s strong man contest?
20. Have you ever had a hairy chest?
21. Have you ever gone skydiving?
22. Have you ever opened a bottle with your teeth?
23. Have you ever fired a gun?
24. Have you ever chopped wood?
25. Have you ever wrassled a bear?
Tell us your total in comments and lets find out… ¿quien es mas macho?
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7 and #3 was just today. Okay, there were stairs but it was still a damn hard climb to the top. It felt like being on top of the world, just me and 50 of my closest Japanese relatives. Sigh.
And if this was a good trip, I may have gotten to wrassle a bear, but so far we are doing poorly on the wild animal sightings. There’s still hope. Maybe a moose at the least.
Muy macho! I’m impressed!
8 using the most permissive interpretations.
21 (missing skydiving, hairy chest, open bottle by teeth and bear wrassling). Actually, I’ve never played rugby either, but I’m counting football and hockey.
Not that I’ve done it, would wrassling Polt count?
If I didn’t love Michelle M. So much Harry, I’d say you could rassle me whether it counts or not. But since I DO feel that way, I WON’T say it.
HUGS…
6! I’m so manly!
I don’t care WHAT my score is on this silly quiz, I’m macho and that’s that. My hairy chest alone proves it!
HUGS…
12! Which means that I’m twice as manly as Craig and 12 times as manly as Polt! Woohoo!
Hell I’m more manly than Craig so that’s not saying much. And if Harry gets a point for hockey I want one too.
Fine, using Cupcake’s most liberal of interpretations, i got an 11, which means you’re only 1 point manlier than me. But what out when I’m jumping out of that Army helicopter, practicing my judo moves with a scotch on the rocks in one hand and a cigar in the other and wearing my rugby uniform. Then, ginger boy, THEN we’ll see who’s manliest! (which would OBVIOUSLY be Harry, but still)!
HUGS…
Using the most liberal of interpretations, I scored a 57.
12! Way manlier and more macho than I thought!
12. But I’m going to go order a scotch on the rocks at lunch so I can be the manliest. I don’t have to drink it, right? Maybe I should punch someone just to be safe
Dammit, I didn’t see Harry’s score!
If you get a 13, you will be the manliest of the gays who have responded so far.
8, I suck, but it will be 9 when the best friend and I go out to the woods at some point to shoot guns randomly for no reason.
6. I’m as macho as Craig!
12, but I’m ashamed of having ruined good scotch by ordering it with ice. The foibles of youth.
I thinks it’s more macho to order it without the ice. Or just swig it from the bottle.
Oh god, do I love drinking from the bottle … no shots for this whore right here, just fork it over and get out of my way!
5. Macho is so 70s …I’m sure it will come back in style someday.
12. I don’t think my chest is full-on hairy, so I didn’t give myself a point for that.
I hear that drinking scotch from the bottle will change that.
Four.
Kris took it and got a 20. But that’s mainly because he was in the military where they did all kinds of macho shit, and because of the bear he’s wrestled….more than once….in my bed.
HUGS…
10.