True Confessions


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  1. Tam June 19, 2012 at 7:43 am

    1. Ty
    2. Chris
    3. Michelle
    4. Adam
    5. Mikey

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 10:11 am

      incorrect

      • Tam June 19, 2012 at 10:25 am

        Some day I dream of getting them right the first try.

        • The Ryan with the Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 10:29 am

          I was going to say that it should happen in the next few years, but then I remembered that the guesses are not random, so we might be guessing at better or worse than chance.

          • Tam June 19, 2012 at 10:43 am

            Oh honey, except for Dr. Para’s sexcapades, my guesses are totally random.

            • drpara June 19, 2012 at 1:12 pm

              <3

  2. Craig June 19, 2012 at 7:45 am

    Ugh! I gave you a confession last week so I wouldn’t have to deal with this stress! Nice pic for Chris D though!

    1. Mikey
    2. Chris D.
    3. Ty
    4. Adam
    5. Michelle M.

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 10:11 am

      wrong

  3. Mikey June 19, 2012 at 8:16 am

    :( I can’t play

  4. poltguy June 19, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Yay, I get to guess this time.

    1. Michelle M.
    2. Chris D.
    3. MIkey
    4. Adam
    5. Ty

    HUGS….

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 10:12 am

      Incorrect!

  5. Michelle M. June 19, 2012 at 8:47 am

    Adam – I like how you rotated our pictures.

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 10:12 am

      thanks!

  6. Craig June 19, 2012 at 9:08 am

    3. Polt, TwoPi, Dr. Para, VUBOQ, FDot

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 10:13 am

      Mr. Sombrero!

      • Craig June 19, 2012 at 11:11 am

        YUM

        • drpara June 19, 2012 at 1:59 pm

          For the record, I only use an alias because I don’t need the whole internet knowing what a drunk, slutty, whorish manchild I am. At least that’s the excuse I’m using … god only knows between the shit I post on Twitter and Facebook I’m already destined to be the next Lindsay Lohan (only with bigger tits.)

    • TwoPi June 19, 2012 at 10:31 am

      I had mine legally changed a few years ago….

  7. Mikey's Fiancé Ty June 19, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Where is Adam? Why isn’t he shooting down everyone’s guesses? I’m dying to know what my confession was!

    • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 10:09 am

      If you hurry, you can make 1, 2, 4, and 5 true if they are not already.

    • Tam June 19, 2012 at 10:20 am

      Is Mike randomly submitting secrets on your behalf?

      • tycone June 19, 2012 at 10:43 am

        Not to worry. He has my approval.

  8. The Ryan with the Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 10:07 am

    1. Chris D.
    2. Ty
    3. Mikey
    4. Michelle M.
    5. Adam

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 10:13 am

      incorrect!!

  9. Tam June 19, 2012 at 10:29 am

    1. Chris
    2. Michelle
    3. Ty
    4. Mike
    5. Adam

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 10:45 am

      wrong again

  10. Craig June 19, 2012 at 11:13 am

    1. Chris D.
    2. Mikey
    3. Ty
    4. Adam
    5. Michelle M.

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 11:29 am

      wrooonnnnggggg

      • Craig June 19, 2012 at 11:32 am

        UGH I HATE YOU AND I HATE THIS GAME

        • Adam June 19, 2012 at 11:44 am

          I love this game and I hate you!

          • Craig June 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm

            FINE I LOVE THIS GAME TOO BUT I HATE WHEN I DON’T GET IT RIGHT (AND YOU)!

  11. Tam June 19, 2012 at 11:28 am

    1. Chris
    2. Adam
    3. Ty
    4. Mike
    5. Michelle

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 11:28 am

      wrong again again

  12. Tam June 19, 2012 at 11:36 am

    1. Adam
    2. Chris
    3. Michelle
    4. Mike
    5. Ty

    I think one of these times you’ll trick us by putting the pictures and confessions in the same order. Today?

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 11:45 am

      nah

  13. Fat Betty June 19, 2012 at 11:50 am

    1. I once ate a candle cuz I was so hungry.
    2. A Didgeridoo, really? I heard they are tasty.
    3. Don Draper
    4. I once bit a classmate cuz I need something savory to eat after my three cakes.
    5. This is why I don’t exercise. Someone always gets hurt.

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 11:52 am

      I’m not sure if you understood the rules?

      • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 11:56 am

        The rules are people make guesses, Adam tells them they are wrong, and Fat Betty bites Adam. It’s like a reverse hangman.

      • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 11:57 am

        Also, I don’t think that’s a question.

    • Craig June 19, 2012 at 12:37 pm

      LOL @ “Don Draper”

    • Michelle M. June 19, 2012 at 5:00 pm

      Ha!

  14. Fat Betty June 19, 2012 at 11:55 am

    That’s cuz I’ve only had two pigs and three milkshakes today….

  15. Craig June 19, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    1. Adam
    2. Michelle M.
    3. Mikey
    4. Chris D.
    5. Ty

    This guess was formulated using the rotation of the pictures clockwise starting with Adam and ending with Ty. -

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 1:02 pm

      wrong – and the photos are not a clue

  16. poltguy June 19, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Okay, I’m trying again (which I usually don’t do, cause making more than one incorrect guess pisses me off) :)

    1. Adam
    2. Ty
    3. Chris D.
    4. Michelle M.
    5. Mikey

    HUGS….

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 1:17 pm

      start getting pissed b/c you’re WRONG

      • poltguy June 19, 2012 at 1:34 pm

        Welp, no more guesses for me. :)

        HUGS….

  17. The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    1. Adam
    2. Mikey
    3. Ty
    4. Michelle M.
    5. Chris D.

    Generated at random. My first permutation was Tam’s 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

    • Tam June 19, 2012 at 1:21 pm

      Oops. Has anyone done 5 4 3 2 1?

      Okay.
      1. Michelle
      2. Adam
      3. Chris
      4. Mike
      5. Ty

      • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 1:24 pm

        I found it funny that 1) My random number generator chose the sequence and 2) someone had already guessed it. That has a 1 in 1600 chance.

        • Tam June 19, 2012 at 1:26 pm

          So I’m totally random. Whee!

      • Adam June 19, 2012 at 1:54 pm

        still wrong

        • Tam June 19, 2012 at 3:56 pm

          1. Michelle
          2. Ty
          3. Chris
          4. Adam
          5. Mike

          • Adam June 19, 2012 at 5:09 pm

            wrong — and if possible, please start a new comment with each guess so I don’t have to search for these things!

        • Tam June 19, 2012 at 3:56 pm

          And if I duplicated anyone’s guess I’m sorry but I’m answering through WP and not my phone so leave me alone. Stop bugging me! Sheesh.

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 1:53 pm

      wrong!

  18. drpara June 19, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    42 fucking comments by noon, where the fuck was I all morning, I mean besides drunk and whoring.

    My initial guess before I rearranged after reviewing was the same as Craig’s first guess … what the fuck does that say about me?

    1. Mikey
    2. Michelle
    3. Chris
    4. Adam
    5. Ty

    • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 1:24 pm

      You should have added more gummy bears to your drink.

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 1:54 pm

      it says that you’re as wrong as craig — and this one is wrong too.

  19. Craig June 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    1. Michelle M.
    2. Adam
    3. Ty
    4. Mikey
    5. Chris D.

    This guess was formulated from most clothing -> least clothing. When clothing was equal, I substituted hair as an article of clothing.

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 5:09 pm

      lol nice strategy … but ultimately wrong.

  20. Adam June 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Tam #1
    1. Ty, 2. Chris D., 3. Michelle M., 4. Adam, 5. Mikey
    ONE CORRECT

    Craig #1

    1. Mikey, 2. Chris D., 3. Ty, 4. Adam, 5. Michelle M.
    THREE CORRECT

    Polt #1
    1. Michelle M., 2. Chris D., 3. MIkey, 4. Adam, 5. Ty
    ONE CORRECT

    Ryan #1
    1. Chris D., 2. Ty, 3. Mikey, 4. Michelle M., 5. Adam
    TWO CORRECT

    Tam #2
    1. Chris D.,
2. Michelle M.,
3. Ty,
4. Mikey,
5. Adam
    TWO CORRECT

    Craig #2
    1. Chris D., 2. Mikey, 3. Ty, 4. Adam, 5. Michelle M.
    ONE CORRECT

    Tam #3
    1. Chris D., 2. Adam, 3. Ty, 4. Mikey, 5. Michelle M.
    ONE CORRECT

    Tam #4
    1. Adam, 2. Chris D., 3. Michelle M., 4. Mikey, 5. Ty
    ONE CORRECT

    Fat Betty #1
    1. I once ate a candle cuz I was so hungry.
    2. A Didgeridoo, really? I heard they are tasty.
    3. Don Draper
    4. I once bit a classmate cuz I need something savory to eat after my three cakes.
    5. This is why I don’t exercise. Someone always gets hurt.
    ZERO CORRECT

    Craig #3
    1. Adam, 2. Michelle M., 3. Mikey, 4. Chris D., 5. Ty
    ZERO CORRECT

    POLT #2
    1. Adam,
2. Ty,
3. Chris D.,
4. Michelle M.,
5. Mikey
    ONE CORRECT

    Ryan #2
    1. Adam, 2. Mikey, 3. Ty, 4. Michelle M., 5. Chris D.
    TWO CORRECT

    Tam #5
    1. Michelle M., 2. Adam, 3. Chris D., 4. Mikey, 5. Ty
    ZERO CORRECT

    Tam #6
    1. Michelle M.,
2. Ty,
3. Chris D.,
4. Adam,
5. Mikey
    ZERO CORRECT

    Dr. Para #1
    1. Mikey, 2. Michelle M., 3. Chris D., 4. Adam, 5. Ty
    ONE CORRECT

    Craig #4
    1. Michelle M.,
2. Adam,
3. Ty,
4. Mikey,
5. Chris D.
    ONE CORRECT

    • drpara June 19, 2012 at 5:24 pm

      So according to this, my initial assumption which mirrored Craig’s was three correct … pfft, good enough for me, time to start drinking and let you bitches figure this shit out.

  21. The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    1. Mikey
    2. Chris
    3. Ty
    4. Michelle
    5. Adam

    • Adam June 19, 2012 at 5:46 pm

      CORRECT! YAY YOU WIN!

      • The Incredibly Shrinking Cupcake June 19, 2012 at 5:49 pm

        I dedicate this win to Tam. Her guesses were instrumental in giving me the information I needed.

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