You can’t stop posting photos of your children
You constantly post photos of sick/sad/dying animals
You do nothing but talk about sports 24/7
Your politics are stupid
You complain constantly
You post a photo of every meal that you eat
You are constantly fishing for pity
You are constantly fishing for compliments
You are wayyyy too attractive
You are way happier than me
So what bugs you on Facebook? (And don’t forget to follow Cocky&Rude!)
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I only post a photo of every meal I eat on Cocky and Rude.
and i love you for it!
You forgot copy and paste statuses.
Oh yeah, I HATE those! God forbid you actually have an original thought of your own to make your status! Sheesh!
HUGS….
I might do all of these tomorrow.
That’s okay, so long as you never do them today.
You’re exempt because I’ll never ever dislike you.
That’s a pretty empty sentiment considering that Facebook doesn’t have a dislike button.
Yes, what Ryan said. Mostly I just scan by statuses I don’t care about. I can’t be bothered getting my knickers in a twist. (Yes, I’m better than you. Suck it.)
My knickers are always in a twist. It’s rather uncomfortable!
LOL, this is great! I hate all of these. I think Sappy McEmpathyface might be my favorite.
But Adam, dear, isn’t everyone happier than you?
HUGS…
no I’m pretty happy
It never occurred to me that you don’t like my statuses because I am wayyyyy too attractive. I guess I can work on that
Please do.
How about that copy and paste status everyone was frantically putting in their profiles about copyright infringement and privacy? LOLZ. I would cringe from embarrassment everytime I saw those.
I resisted the temptation to post snopes on every one of them.
I pretty much have to go to snopes after every email Mom and Dad send me. I used to send them the snopes links back, but I’ve given up.
I also hate when people post weirdly intimate things on each other facebook pages. We know you are in a relationship and that usually includes love of some kind, but why do you write it on each other’s walls every day? Does that somehow make you think it is more real?
Isnt that what the Message thing is for, private conversations? I agree Mikey, I hate seeing things on the Walls that should be in Messages.
HUGS….
I do like reading screencaps of people accidentally posting to a wall instead of a message and revealing more than they intended, especially if it includes the requisite “HOW DO I DELETE THIS?!?!?”
UGH I HATE THAT TOO! That is #11
And don’t forget the Facebook evangelist who ALWAYS has their lesson of the day. VOM!
So how about drama queens?
Are you trolling me with that anchor?
If I have gotten nothing else from Cocky and Rude (hint: I haven’t), I will always be grateful to Adam for introducing me to the word “Mamarazzi.” So apt!
I’ve heard it on some radio commercials lately
Man glad other people are pissed by this stuff. So tired of seeing kids photos. Hey everyone get a clue nobody wants to see your damn kids except your closest family!