A Limerick:
We all know her as Michelle M.
We think her to be quite the gem.
But I have been told
She’s getting quite old,
So it’s time to start calling her “ma’am.”
- Jere
Wishing you a mouth-watering birthday!
-David P.
-Tam
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people ever, Cooper’s mom and Wonder Women fan….
Michelle M.!!!! I hope you have the most awesome Birthday ever because you deserve it!!
xoxo
– TJ and the doggies (Cooper’s Compadres)
Happy Birthday! From X-Heather and TwoPi
A Haiku About Michelle
The best in our books
Happy Birthday To Michelle
Hail Wonder Woman
- Kristen
Ode to Her Awesomeness
By Craig
What could one possibly say,
About the delectable Michelle M?
If she were a dessert,
She’d be la crème de la crème.
She lives in California,
All the way on the West Coast.
She’s the Cocky & Rude writer,
That us readers love the most.
She never met a head,
She couldn’t put on another body.
Don’t let her sweet looks fool you,
For her mouth is quite a potty.
With those flowing golden locks,
Like a superhero’s cape.
It begs that age old question,
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Her husband is a sexy beast,
Who likes pizza and canned beer.
There’s not a single gay around,
Who doesn’t wish that he was queer.
Wonder Woman is her idol,
And Cooper is her bird.
I don’t know who she loves most,
But Harry’s definitely in third.
So today is her birthday,
Hope she have lots of fun.
Happy Birthday Michelle M!
Congrats on turning twenty one!
Dear Michelle,
I heard it was your birthday so I wanted to send you a short note. I hope you have a wonderful day and that you don’t divorce your husband so you can marry a politician and then your ex marries a skinny little waif and then you can’t stop eating because you hate your life and you are fighting with your kids and your mother-in-law thinks you are useless and then you become the fattest woman in Westchester and then you can’t wear any of your clothes and then you feel so worried that you will eat up all your kids and then you will worry that Gene might be too small and gamey to be palatable and then your daughter hates you because you want to go skiing and she goes to her dad’s and get’s her period and then she comes back to you and whines and you are thinking “hurry up and have a baby so I can eat it.” Can I eat your cake?
Love, Fat Betty
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
From Mikey & Ty
Happy birthday to the most creative, talented, elfin proportioned person I know!
Happy Birthday Michelle!
Have a great day and best wishes for the coming year! -John
Ok, I know that Harry and Craiggers are gonna get real jealous here, but I got only one question for Michelle M.:
I Wonder Woman, are you my kinda woman?
Wit a back like that you fly like jets
Are you my Wonder Woman?
te quiero,
mr. sombrero
Happy Birthday Michelle M.!!! I decided to celebrate your birthday by mixing
my two favorite things: you, and my favorite albums!!! -Enrico
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Happy Birthday Noodle Puddin’!
Thanks Sugarbooger!
What great and creative conributions!!! Happy (very lame and unimaginative) birthday wishes, Michelle!!!
Thanks Justin!
Wow, such fun stuff. Have an amazing birthday Michelle. Hope Harry, Cooper and Dewey treat you like a princess.
I don’t think it gets any more amazing than this post!
Such a fun post! Love Polt’s and Tam’s videos! Happy Birthday Michelle!
Me too!
Ya know, I wouldn’t attempt to sing for just anyone.
Have a great one, Michelle M.!
HUGS….
My new favorite song (and the chorus has been going through my mind all day)! Cooper and Dewey are totally screwy. I LOVE IT! I LOVE YOU! Thanks!
I just noticed four of my five album covers have exposed midriffs. Jeez.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE U R THE BEST!
Enrico – thanks for releasing my inner pop star! And for not making me a bald Britney!
Happy Birthday, Michelle!!!! I think Fat Betty should summarize every episode of Mad Men from now on.
Me too! Thanks Mikey!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE!
Craig, you are incorrigible.
Thanks john!
And I agree! But I love it.
Happy Birthday, Michelle!
Thanks Adam! And thanks for putting this together!
I have something awesome for Michelle, but she’ll have to wait until next week for it. In the mean time, I wrote her name in for City Attorney.
OMG! I hope she wins. She’d be great.
Fantastic! I can’t wait to have my own parking space and spend the people’s tax money on three martini lunches and hookers!
yay hookers!
Awesome posts from everyone!
I’ll say!
Michelle on the Britney Spears cover frightens me!
Me too!
Me too. Why did no one tell me to pluck those eyebrows?
This is the best birthday EVER! Argh – I have to go and don’t have time for all my thank yous and comments right now, so I’ll be back later.
You guys are the best!!
This is the most amazing C&R post in the history of C&R posts.
Jere – Clever! And as much as I complain about being called ma’am (ugh), perhaps it’s time to embrace it.
David – cute! Birds are so weird.
Polt – I might have to watch this every day.
Chris D. – That’s just too cute for words.
Tam – Holy crap! That was incredible! You crack me up! I never realized how many pics of me drinking there are (I’m sure there are tons more). The Harry pics are so funny. And maybe now I can figure out what to do with my life… (too bad no one will pay me for being a pet mommy). I might have to watch this every day, too!
T.J. (and the doggies) – thanks!
Heather and TwoPi – Neat cake – did you make it? It looks delicious!
Kristen – How did you know I love Wonder Woman? Just kidding – thanks!
vuboq – Stick Steven is the cutest swizzle stick ever. Thanks!
Craig – Totally third, sexy beast or not. And yay – 21! Love the poem! Has anyone ever told you you should be a writer…?
Fat Betty – you are too much. Really, there is too much of you. But I’ll save you a piece of cake.
Mikey and Ty – Thanks! I probably won’t watch this everyday.
john – thanks!
Mr. S. – I’ll be your Wonder Woman anytime. Gracias!
Enrico – Thanks! I love that Cooper made it on the Nicks album. And thanks for giving me all those great bodies. Now I can stop dieting!
Me – Thanks, me!