Our ninth week is complete! Today our contestants celebrate nine weeks into the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh! It’s Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3!
As we begin the 10th week of BC&RL3, we check in with each of our contestants with the simple question: How are you feeling? Good? Bad? Indifferent? Anything? Here’s what they had to say…
Adam
If one word could encompass how I am feeling, it’s FRUSTRATION. I eat well, I exercise (occasionally) and yet it seems to be increasingly difficult for me to lose weight. WTF! I’m so sick of this … I’m ready to just give up and become one of those blobby people in WALL•E.
Michelle M.
I would say I’m feeling optimistic. Even though I seem to have hit a plateau, I’m almost halfway to my goal. And that’s without exercising! My next step is to start moving around so I can drop the rest of the weight before summer begins.
Mikey
I’m a sad puppy because I haven’t lost nearly as much weight as I would like…and because I’m eating too much crap! I blame stress, work, and Adam. Why can’t we live in a world were foods that make you fat tasted like rotting shark flesh instead of one where they taste sooooooo good.
Polt
So this week we’re supposed to discuss how we feel. Me, kinda meh. I’m glad I’m out there walking so much, it makes me feel better physically. I’m a bit disappointed in myself that I don’t stick to the diet regime as strictly as I’d like to be. I’ve me even more disappointed that I can’t seem to overtake Michelle M. and get that purple line on the graph all for myself! I won’t know exactly how good I’ve done, blood sugar wise, until June, but I think I’m doing well. At least I really hope so. But by and large, I’m feeling now with the contest almost over the same way I did before it began: Meh.
Ryan
I’m feeling pretty good. I ended up walking 22.8 miles on Saturday and didn’t get as sore as I have in the past. I intend to try a full marathon length walk this week. With the extra exercise, I have been slacking about keeping within my calorie budget, so my weight has been flat. Hopefully, I’ll do better with that this week.
Mr. Sombrero
WTW?! I can’t believe it’s been 2 months. I’m nowhere near my goal of 10% which bums me out, but that only means that I have only few more weeks to get (half way) there. I am constantly working out and moving, so that’s a very positive thing. And if you’re wondering, this is actually a picture of me working out. Yeah, I’m that furry.
Tam
What am I feeling? Fat depressed frustrated pig. Sigh. I have been trying to be good, and nothing is happening. Arrgghh. I really need to get back in the measure and recording groove. This week. Cross my heart. It’s tempting to just say “screw it” and eat an entire cheesecake, but I haven’t gotten there yet, at least I’m not gaining. *eye roll* Ugh.
TwoPi
Classes ended last week, course grades are filed, and I’m essentially free for the next few months to recharge mentally and gear up for fall classes. And my weight is down a bit more, which is nice. So I ought to be able to say I’m feeling great, but instead… meh. Saw my physician yesterday, who looked at my weight (and other medical issues) over the long-term, and recommended I give up caffeine, and insisted I join weight-watchers. Sigh. So today I’m feeling more like disappointed-cat or discouraged-cat. However, I couldn’t find their pictures, so instead here is a photo of ennui-cat.
And now the week’s results:
Stay tuned each Thursday for the stunning weight-loss success stories of our eight contestants. Who will win this year’s competition? Find out on May 31st … just in time for bikini season!
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Is that close enough to purple to make Polt happy?
Red is not close enough to purple at all, it’s red.
HUGS…
Mikey’s red. You’re magenta.
Magenta is a little closer to purple than red.
Magenta is magenta, is it not purple. Purple is purple.
HUGS…
Damn Ryan, looking great.
Well, we all seem to have had a decent week. No one plunged down 5% so that’s a good thing. Measure and weight, measure and weigh and record. That is my mantra for 7 days. Lets see if it works. Oh except Saturday becaus that’s my birthday and I’m having cake. Fuck it.
I’m going to a wedding on Saturday, so I’m having cake too!
Excellent day to get married if I do say so. Also an excellent day to have cake. But everyday is a great day for cake.
Way to go Mr. Sombrero! I’m glad my inspiration messages were able to help. And by inspirational messages, I mean breathing heavily into the phone at 3AM.
I just threw up a little
The year 2000 called, they want their comeback back.
pfft u leave my man alone or i’ll cut you
He learned that means of message inspiration from me, cept it wasn’t usually the phone, but right outside his window.
HUGS….
Holy moley, Cupcake, LOOK at you!!! All svelte, and smiling, and good looking, and shaggable, and Superman t-shirt-wearing….good thing you’re on the other coast, cause if there wasn’t a continent between us, I might have to stalk you instead of Craiggers!
HUGS….
CUPCAKE MUST DIE
I knew this would happen as soon as I read Polt’s comment.
Well if a stalker’s stalkee would show a little more interest in the stalking of said stalker other than a ‘lil bit TIPSy’ phone call ONCE, perhaps said stalker wouldn’t have to look elsewhere.
HUGS….
OH, and I may very well be wrong here, but I don’t recall ever seeing you in a Superman T-shirt. The Justice League shirt was nice, but it was a Superman shirt. By posting this pic, Cupcake is practically BEGGING me to stalk him.
HUGS…
mmm….that pig looks delicious
AND that dog and those cats….this is why I can never lose weight.
Why is ot the day I decide to be good I’m STARVING! I ate as mich as I usually do but my brain has decided it’s not enough. Stupid body.
Love the new tag: “Ryan looks sexxxxy” Hope it gets lots of use!
Then you probably shouldn’t kill me.
It should get alot of use cause Ryan should be sending in more pics of himself. He’s so far away, I have to stalk via photos posted here.
HUGS…
Wait, when did my Cupcake become a stud muffin? DAY-UM Cupcake, you look fantastic!
EXACTLY, john! Who knew?????
HUGS…..
Hey, you got a stalkee, back off. I will cut a bitch….
I thought that jelly-it was stalking Chris D?
Listen, bunny boy, leave the stalking to us professionals. Don’t MAKE me open rabbit season early!
HUGS…
I’ll stalk whom I choose. Besides, Chris D. has been too difficult to find. Oh, and Polt: BRING IT ON!
Hey! My post didn’t post. Stupid WordPress. Anyway, it was additional praise for Ryan looking so SUPER.