Have You Ever … Peed?!

A recent study showed that “having to urinate really bad while driving is equivalent in terms of impairment to about a 0.05 blood alcohol level, according to the invaluable research done by Dr. Peter Snyder, a VP of research at Rhode Island Hospital.” My advice? Just pee! Where ever you are, just let it out! Just how creative have you been with your urination? Let’s find out!

The rules are simple: For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end of the quiz, add up your points and post your total in the comments.

Have You Ever?!

1. Have you ever peed?
2. Have you ever peed in a public restroom?
3. Have you ever peed in the opposite gender’s bathroom?
4. Have you ever peed while taking a shower?
5. Have you ever peed into a kitchen sink?
6. Have you ever peed into a jar or bottle?
7. Have you ever peed into a cup for a drug test?
8. Have you ever peed on the side of the road?
9. Have you ever peed in a port-a-john?
10. Have you ever peed while in a moving train?
11. Have you ever peed while in an airplane?
12. Have you ever peed while in a bus?
13. Have you ever peed in pool?
14. Have you ever peed in the ocean?
15. Have you ever peed in the snow?
16. Have you ever peed onto a floor?
17. Have you ever peed in front of someone else?
18. Have you ever peed in a bed?
19. Have you ever peed in your pants?
20. Have you ever peed out of the window of a moving vehicle?
21. Have you ever peed while driving a car?
22. Have you ever peed onto someone else?
23. Have you ever peed into someone’s mouth?
24. Have you ever peed into your own mouth?
25. Have you ever peed during sex?

Tell us your total and any fun pee stories in the comments.


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17 Responses to Have You Ever … Peed?!

  1. Craig May 1, 2012 at 6:13 am

    10. I peed on my friends TV in college. The phrase “Must Pee TV” still haunts me to this day.

  2. jeliot May 1, 2012 at 6:24 am

    11

    • Adam May 1, 2012 at 9:49 am

      In my mind, I now read your name as “jelly-it”

      • Craig May 1, 2012 at 11:51 am

        ME TOO!

  3. Tam May 1, 2012 at 7:11 am

    12.5 although I never peed into a cup for a drug test, but for medical tests, so I’ll give myself a half point for that. And maybe I peed on the floor as a child, but I don’t remember doing so I’m not counting it.

  4. George May 1, 2012 at 7:37 am

    22 Was into WS

  5. poltguy May 1, 2012 at 8:25 am

    20. And I have no further comment on that. :)

    HUGS….

    • Tam May 1, 2012 at 8:32 am

      I laughed out loud in my cube.

      • poltguy May 1, 2012 at 10:30 am

        I’m glad you’re entertained by my somewhat embarrassed lack of elaboration. :)

        HUGS…

    • Craig May 1, 2012 at 11:52 am

      ZOMG!

  6. Mikey May 1, 2012 at 9:37 am

    an all too embarrassing 16

  7. Adam May 1, 2012 at 9:48 am

    8 for me!

  8. melliots May 1, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    8.5. I’m using Tam’s scale for medical tests. Also some of them were when I was a child.

  9. Fat Betty May 1, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    I drink so much that I am pretty much peeing all the time.

  10. drpara May 1, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    16, sadly I don’t have funny peeing stories … vomiting on the other hand, well … you can’t be much of a drunk without of a few good throwing up stories.

  11. nathanvs May 2, 2012 at 3:53 am

    18.5 with tam’s drug test math.

  12. sheenv May 4, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    12

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