Here’s some (more) stuff that annoys me. Enjoy.
Nadia from Bitchin’ Kitchen. Why does she have to talk like that? That exaggerated accent is ridiculous.
The guy from the Beastie Boys. That whiny thing he does with his voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
People who practically come to a stop before going over a speed bump.
Recaps of shows on the show itself. I don’t need a review of what I’ve already seen when we get back from the commercial break. I’m looking at you House Hunters.
People who don’t say thank you when I open the door for them. Maybe next time this happens I’ll scream, “YOU’RE WELCOME!!!” at them.
Contestants who hold their signal device incorrectly on Jeopardy (behind their backs, with crossed arms, pushing their button with their index fingers). They should all take lessons from my favorite Jeopardy contestant of all time: Ty Cone.
That weird model pose.
And the bleached eyebrows. Enough already.
Debra Messing‘s character on Smash. There is nothing sympathetic about her to me. She is unpleasant and whiny and she cheated on her husband. Am I supposed to root for her? Yuck. I hope she falls down an elevator shaft.
WordPress. It hides half my comment (if it even lets me make one). And that’s if I can even log in. Will I be Michelle M. or melliots? Who knows?!
Why can’t I just buy a six pack of soda at the grocery store? I wanted to but some Hansen’s mandarin lime soda to add in with my beloved Berenger’s zinfandel, but all I could find was cases of the stuff. I don’t need that much soda! I am on a diet!!
Other things that bug me: ads before YouTube videos, accidentally deleting my post and buying the wrong kind (sugar free) of Fudgsicles.
So what’s been getting your dander up? Le me know in comments.
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My job. It bugs me because my customers are assholes and because I have to be there instead off doing pleasant things, like sleeping or gigging or traveling.
At first I thought you wrote, giggling. But you probably don’t do that a lot at your job either.
I think the photographers making the models pose like that hate women.
YES! What is up with that model pose? And why do they all do it?!
Are the models trying to relieve the stress in their back and shoulders (after seven hours under the lights), or are they grabbing their imploding abdomens (after seven years of starvation)?
And it’s not like it highlights the clothes. Whatever.
I saw a funny post where a UF author tried to copy some of the poses on the cover of UF novels. Granted, he wasn’t a skinny model, but he said he pretty much needed to see a chiropractor after because normal humans bodies don’t move like that. It’s funny.
I can not flip past Bitchin’ Kitchen fast enough when I see it on Food. Ugh. She is so obnoxious, I hate her.
I agree with all your others, except the Beastie Boys thing because I have no clue, but I’m sure I’d hate it. I also hate the weird Jeopardy buzzer holders, or we criticize them for standing funny, making weird head movements everytime they answer a question, not sounding confident, actually we’re harsh bitches at our house.
I’m always impatient with people who drive 10km below the speed limit in the morning when the highway is wide open. Sheesh. Some of us need to get to work already. MOVE IT!
I hate Bitchin’ Kitchen too!!! and Models…except for male models who are naked
And doing each other.
The pose thing is just the tip of the iceberg when it coems to the fashion industry. But yes, those poses are stupid.
I have a rage against YouTube ads that borders on the psychotic!
I run hot and cold with Nadia. The accent is a bit much and I don’t really care for the food she makes, but she is kinda sexy.
John, you’re not really one to judge weird accents … just say’n.
Mine, as weird as you may find it, is natural and not affected. Nadia’s is definitely an act.
Your HEARD john talk? Totz jellerz!
His accent is way sillier than Nadia’s!
No way. Nadia is an annoying bitch. You can tell. John’s accent is cute.
Maybe if you watched with the sound off.
I hate the preview and recap of TV shows before and after commercial breaks.
Everything else on the list bugs me because I’m just trying to keep someone happy and they’re not making it easier for me.
I’m curious how much of those programs are devoted to recaps and previews. It would only take two minutes to get about 10% of a half hour (~22 minute) show.
I know that the one time I watched Cake Boss, I was appalled by the recaps. I think the actual 60-minute show is only about 5 minutes long.
Inside Edition or Access Hollywood (can’t remember which one) spends half the show talking about what’s coming up.
Ugh, people who try to get on the elevator while me and the other passengers are trying to exit. You can get in, but that thing ain’t going anywhere until we get out….
Right now, computer viruses. Arrrrrgh!
Don’t let your computer have bedtimesexxyfun without protection.