1. Clip your toenails.
2. Organize your grocery store coupons.
3. Admire Polt’s ass.
4. Twiddle your thumbs.
5. Stare at the wall.
6. Watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet.
7. Read a book.
8. Watch The Notebook to balance out the world.
9. Organize a box of Fruit Loops by color.
10. Call all your butch friends who are watching the Super Bowl, just to chat.
11. Roll pennies.
12. Watch paint dry.
13. Clean out your closet.
14. Stuff everything that you took out of your closet into another closet.
15. Alphabetize your DVDs.
16. Comb your back hair.
17. Go shopping.
18. Clean out your refrigerator.
19. Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors.
20. Clean the dead bugs out of your ceiling lamps.
21. Make sure that everything hanging in your home is perfectly level.
22. Tweeze your eyebrows.
23. Catch up on Glee.
24. Look up naked women on the Internet and ponder why vaginas are just so damn disgusting.
25. Actually read one of those m/m short stories that Tam is always reviewing.
26. Masturbate.
27. Watch grass grow.
28. Play solitaire.
29. Add hundreds of pointless life events to your Facebook timeline.
30. Organize your porn.
31. Prune your pubes.
32. Microwave random things until they explode.
33. Perfect a foreign accent.
34. Plot world domination.
35. Perform an interpretive dance of LMFAO‘s I’m Sexy and I Know It.
36. Bake and decorate a cake.
37. Plan your future wedding.
38. Go grocery shopping (the store will be EMPTY).
39. Re-read every C&R post and comment on all of them.
40. Actually visit Our T.V. Night (because no one ever does).
41. Build a sex machine.
42. Nap.
43. Compose a C&R guest post and email it to Adam.
44. Learn the beautiful art of flower arraigning.
45. Drink alcohol until you pass out.
46. Lick the black mold that’s growing on your bathroom wall.
47. Clean your house.
48. Exercise.
49. Go see a movie.
50. Dream up 50 more things that you could do instead of watching the Super Bowl.
Special thanks to Mikey and Craig for their assistance with this post.
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Perhaps a football themed porn would be most appropriate, especially if by football I mean soccer.
I have done in the past, and will do in the future, some of the things in your list WHILE watching the Super Bowl.
And don’t forget, these don’t have to be dine separately. I mean, you could certainly masturbate while admiring Polts ass (it wouldn’t be the first time, ya know).
HUGS…
are you sure?
The bold was a nice touch (grumble grumble)
Nice tag: Our T.V. Nigth
NO ONE DOES #40
I did #40!!!!!!
I fixed the tag … it wasn’t an intentional typo
I’ve done #40 and commented, not like anyone responds to comments though…..bastard.
I’ve done #40. It’s not my fault you feature so many shows I don’t watch and not enough of the ones I do (Dance Moms!!).
I’ll probably go with #7, #25 is good and the picture for #31 makes me wince.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Super Bowl game. We don’t get the commercials up here, so why watch?
I’ll be in Vegas. Maybe I’ll place a bet on the Super Bowl. Who’s playing? The Celtics? Or I’ll play video poker! FUN!
#41 seems tempting but I think I’m just gonna prune my pubes instead.
Instead of comb your back hair…I would go for shave your back hair, but thanks for sharing a photo of your back, Adam.
I wish that was my back! Sexxxxxy!
While watching Deal or No Deal last night, the banker actually made the contestant shave some guy’s incredibly thick back hair. Then it was blowing across the stage an onto audience members. Disturbing.
GO BIG BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to be a thread killer Bertha!
Craig go fuk Urself
I’ve heard that he can!
Only if you can clear a path around the globe.
You’ve got some great alternatives here. I think I’ll work on my Monday post and send it to you late Sunday night!