Now that 2011 is drawing to a close, it’s time to make resolutions for 2012! Now, I could make my usual resolutions – lose weight, exercise, finish that novel, go back to school… but why bother. Word is it’s the end of days! So I’m going to live large and make this year count. Here are my 2012 resolutions:
January – I’m going to Disney World!
February – I’m going to eat VATS of mashed potatoes and gravy.
March – I resolve to stay in bed, read books, watch DVDs and eat tons of junk food.
April – I’ve always wanted to drive across country, and this is the year I’m going to do it.
I’ll make sure to see all my bloggy friends in between trips to see the largest ball of twine,
carhenge and big holes in the ground.
May – I’m going to hang out in the sewers with Britney and keep on dancing til the world ends.
June – On second thought, who wants to hang out in a stinky sewer? Ever since watching
The Love Boat, I’ve always wanted to go on a cruise. I plan to eat, drink, read,
lay out at the pool, and eat and drink some more.
July – I resolve to island hop, enjoy tropical drinks and work on my skin cancer.
August – La Tomatina! Buñol, Spain has a huge tomato fight every year. I am totally there.
September – I’m going to hang out in Santorini, Greece. Soaking up the sun and eating.
But now that I think about it, I have no idea how the world is going to end. Maybe it won’t
be complete devastation from a pandemic, solar flares, a black hole or asteroid collision.
Maybe it will be a robot uprising, the rapture, or even worse – Zombies!
Maybe I better rethink my resolutions in case I’m stuck on this miserable,
god forsaken, zombie-ridden planet.
October – I better get in fighting shape, so I resolve to lose weight and exercise. sigh.
November – Since I’ll be stockpiling weapons, I better learn how to use them.
December – Several trips to Costco will be in order so I can fill up my hidden
bunker by the lake in the mountains. Bring it on zombies.
So there you have it. My 2012 resolutions. What are your resolutions?
Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? Let me know in the comments!
 | Tasha on 10 Reasons Why Vaginas Are… |
 | Alexus on 10 Reasons Why Vaginas Are… |
| Alexus on 10 Reasons Why Vaginas Are… |
| Vagina. on 10 Reasons Why Vaginas Are… |
 | goblinbox on Biggest C&R Loser 201… |
 | Order Now! Fool Me T… on Commenter Cocktails! |
 | Jones sabo and maybe… on What Animal Are You? |
 | MsElenath on 10 Reasons Why Vaginas Are… |
I’m more concerned about the Cat-pocalypse, but right now I need to be asleep cause I’ve gotta get up and work tomorrow. Dammit.
Boo. The apocalypse is coming. You should resolve to quit your job!
Besides from the weapon training, I WANT TO DO ALL THESE THINGS TOO!!!!!!! Are you really going to drive across the country? You’re stopping in NYC, right?
I would love to, but probably not this year. I would need to get a car first! We’ll have to hang out in the sewers another time.
Hey, why don’t I know about this bunker!?
MICHELLE AND I ONLY BOUGHT ENOUGH CANDY FOR THE TWO OF US AND WE AIN’T SHARE’N!!!!!
Harry won’t eat our candy. He’ll be too busy with the barrels of Costco beer.
Because you’ve been asleep on the couch.
I know a zombie expert you can totally learn a lot from!
The Rules of Surival from Zombieland:
1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware Of Bathroom
4. Wear Seatbelts
5. No Attachments
HUGS…
Love that movie.
Those ideas are brilliant. If the zombies come in December I’m likely okay because they’ll be frozen popsicles up here in December. Well, if yesterday was any indication. I’ll continue with my resolution to read more than is healthy for any one person,
Something like was addressed in, i think, World War Z, and yeah, over the winters, the zombies froze, but come the spring thaw, they were out and on the move again. Or something like that.
HUGS…
Once they are frozen we’ll stack them like cord wood and have a bonfire.
I wonder if the movie will be any good.
Thanks. You should come hang out in the bunker with me, Adam, Harry, Cooper and any other Puntabbers who show up. Bring the kid!
For 2012, I’m making the Philosopher’s Resolution: I resolve to break this New Year’s Resolution in 2012.
Sounds good to me. Happy New Year!
Pingback: Thoughts on 2012 — Maneland Media
So Michelle’s goal is to first become her character in the c&r Christmas call then become Sarah Palin…..hmmmm
NOOOOOOOO! Not Sarah Palin! UGH! Besides, I only use high powered assault rifles to kill zombies. Or people who compare me to Sarah Palin. BLECH!
Awesome blog! Is your theme custom made or did you
download it from somewhere? A design like yours with a few simple adjustements would really make
my blog stand out. Please let me know where you got your theme.
Thanks a lot