On the first day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the second day of Whatever, my true love gave to me -
two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the third day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – three more polls,
two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – four Mikeys licking, three more polls,
two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – five naked asses… four Mikeys licking, three more polls, two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – six poos a ploppin’, five naked asses…
four Mikeys licking, three more polls, two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – seven schlongs a swingin’,
six poos a ploppin’, five naked asses… four Mikeys licking, three more polls,
two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – Eight Tams a riding,
seven schlongs a swingin’, six poos a ploppin, five naked asses…
four Mikeys licking, three more polls, two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – Nine commenters commenting,
eight Tams a riding, seven schlongs a swingin’, six poos a ploppin’, five naked asses…
four Mikeys licking, three more polls, two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – Ten armless Adams,
nine commenters commenting, eight Tams a riding, seven schlongs a swingin’,
six poos a ploppin’, five naked asses… four Mikeys licking, three more polls,
two puntabupedes and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – Eleven pissy puddles, ten armless Adams, nine commenter commenting, eight Tams a riding, seven schlongs a swingin’, six poos a ploppin’,
five naked asses… four Mikeys licking, three more polls, two puntabupedes
and a parakeet in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Whatever, my true love gave to me – Twelve boxers boxing, eleven pissy puddles, ten armless Adams, nine commenters commenting, eight Tams a riding, seven schlongs a swingin’,
six poos a ploppin’, five naked asses… four Mikeys licking, three more polls, two puntabupedes
and a parakeet in a pear tree.
Happy holidays to my C&R family!
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 | poltguy on It’s a C&R Dance… |
 | Mikey on Where Should Nathan Go On… |
 | Michelle M. on Where Should Nathan Go On… |
 | The Incredibly Shrin… on Where Should Nathan Go On… |
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ChristmasWhatever carol ever!That was brilliant Michelle. Yay for riding reindeer! I can’t wait until Spring pisses a menorah puddle.
Happy Holidays to you and Harry and Cooper. Hope you have a lovely won and Santa is extra nice to you all.
Ooops, I forgot to check the send me e-mails box. Sorry.
There are no words for the level of awesome in this post
I think Tams a-riding and MIkey’s a-licking are my favorite!
Mine is Cooper!
Cooper, puntabupedes, licking, Polt’s ass, ploppin’, schlongs a swingin’, Tam, asterisk, my armlessness, the piss puddles … I LOVE EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THIS POST! Yay!
vote for me
So much awesome. I love that the first poll has no context.
Me too! Did you vote for me?!
Yes. I hope it isn’t something bad like getting voted off the island on Survivor.
This is great. Although it might have been better to have six Mikey’s a-licking, five naked asses!
(or at least that would be nicer for me, I think!) 
HUGS…
Eww! Yuck!
I didn’t vote for either Adam or Craig as I wasn’t fond of either of the choices…..
And srlsy people, Michelle loves Harry more and after that Cooper.
YOU DICK!
That’s not nice Adam!
Now vote for me, John! VOTE FOR ME NOW!!!!
… jelliot suspiciously got a second thumbs-down when you said that …
That’s so bizarre!
I voted for Cooper.
It’s good that you recognize the fact that Michelle loves Cooper more than you, but you failed to acknowledge that she loves me more than Cooper.
It’s a well known fact that all polls have an East Coast bias.
Me too!
I voted for Bertha!
Harry knows the lay of the land. I think Cooper was a no-brainer.
Do I ???
Yeah, how can you assume that?? You know what they say: “When you assume, you make a big stupid ass out of yourself!” … or something like that.
I thought it was Polt’s ass shows up on a Cocky & Rude post.
No, that’s every day — whether you assume or not!
I just assumed that people do a lot of assuming (which is why I expect it to show up again tomorrow).
Needs more vuboq.
Other than that, I *heart* Cooper in a pear tree!!
Next year I should do “It’s Beginning to Look Vuboq Like Christmas”.
I like Craig’s Candy Cane!
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