Monthly Archives: October 2011

9 Years!

I love October for two reasons. One – Halloween! And two, it’s the month that I finally got Harry to marry me. On the 14th, we made it to nine years (9 married, 14 total) without killing each other. Yay!

People never often ask us, “How have you two managed to stay together so long?” The answer? No one else would have us. We do stuff. Here is just some of the stuff we’ve done over the years.

Hiking.

Skiing.

Having friends for dinner.

Hanging out with Cooper.

Watching TV.

Being tourists.

Gliding.

Tubing.

Diving.

Celebrating the holidays.

And, of course, dressing up for Halloween.

But mostly we just watch tv.

Mostly.

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Mikey Leaves for South Africa Tomorrow!

South Africa (orthographic projection)

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As many of you already know, Mikey is jetting off to South Africa tomorrow.  A few hours ago, I called him on the telephone (so old fashioned!) to wish him a safe trip.  He was screening his calls busy and couldn’t answer, so I left him a voice mail.  Here it is for you to enjoy, courtesy of a very accurate Google Voice translation:

Hi Mikey, it’s Adam, your favorite out on the whole world. Just wanted to tell you if you have a great time and South Africa to be safe. Have fun and remember that if you are different content it’s not. She that So Sex about the South African that, but I will tell 5 You know it’s all types of assault secret. Just use protection, because who knows what’s going on over there and Be safe, have fun. Have a great time. Email me if you need anything. Like if you want me to Josh New York and like If you can. Ties windows and make sure you savings so And to make sure you’re not like mastering too often, or anything. Whatever. Just let me know. Send me an email as bye bye and That’s it, just a fun be safe. I love you, come back and Yeah, so bye bye.

It’s Taco Time!


Last night I attempted to eat ten Taco Bell tacos. Was it a taco fiesta or a taco fiasco?
Let’s find out.

First we went to Blockbuster, so I’d have something to watch while I was cramming those tacos down.

Probably not the best selection I could make…

Next we went to our neighborhood Taco Bell to pick up our dinner.

Once we got home, I changed into my eating pants (pajamas),

and got my hot sauces ready.

We caught a back episode of Jeopardy.


One of those answers should be “What is Wonder Woman?”. None of them were. Boo!

I got down to business.

Midway, I had to take a break. And then again after tacos 7, 8, 9 and 10.

The last taco almost did me in. The taco shell was soggy and I felt like I was chewing wet paper napkins. Each bite was torture. It wasn’t so much that I didn’t have room, but that I couldn’t stand the taste and texture anymore. God, it was horrible.

But failure wasn’t an option, so I persevered and forced that sucker down.

So now we know:
1) Harry should never doubt me again,
2) I will make myself ill to prove a point and,
3) I will never eat Taco Bell again.

This Year’s Hottest Costume: Michelle M!

Last year, the hottest Halloween costume of the year in the United States (and Canada!) was Rainbow Poo.  This year, the Cocky & Rude crew are predicting that every little boy and girl that knocks on your door and begs for candy will be dressed as our very own Michelle M.  Click here (or the graphic below) to print out your very own Michelle M. mask, pigtails and the optional police placard (complete with the obstructed birth year!).  Assembly takes only moments, and you’ll quickly be ready to tromp around the neighborhood and beg for treats.

Just like last year, we beg & plead for kindly invite you to snap a photo of yourself wearing the mask.  Send your photos to cockyandrudedotcom@gmail.com and we’ll post them for everyone to see!

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